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Some of the most visible forumers on somalinet happened to b from this province. Their daily routines include constant faan and glorification of a certain sub clan who isn't that great in number and intelectually inferior to almost all other somali clans perhaps with axception of the ogaden clan who have been subjects of Ethiopian regime understandibly so, but what has held this clan back in taking their place in advancing their region after all they had been in control for more than 20 yrs yet they hadn't produced a single notable professor, intellect, leader who has had the leadership ability to lift them from their status quo today. It's trully sad state for the marexaan clan as even the tiniest clans such warsangeli and awrtable have more political prowses than them. They rank low in almost all important categories and when it comes to education, they are almost non existant. I haven't heard of marexaan professional in my life. I haven't witness witty marexaan politician. The province of gedo is in the hands of primitive hand chopping alshababs and their folks are confused as to who to turn to for leadership. I think it's about time the marexaan intellectuals in somalinet to stepped up to the plate instead of them acting like the class clowns. After all Gedo won't build itself, as it's the poorest region in Somalia today with almost no development it needs all the help from their diaspora community.

They also need unified voice to rally behind besides that 1 warlord col. barre hiirale who seems to be chased around by the arab wanabes Alshababs every once in a while. They need to wake up, after all somalinet wont improve their standings and their constant attempts to elevate their internet status wont do the trick. Look at Isaqs to learn thing or two of how to build state from sctrach and how to in every aspect.


Yaad iska dhisaysaan ma dadka somalinet. War dadkiina wax u qabta gaajo yahay oo sidan isku dhaama. Their only hope is voltage, he seems to the smartest ilka yar here. I hope he doesn't turn out to be that class clown advo who just hasn't got clue about life and that idiot coolpoison with his trademark bijj this and that 24/7. Waxaa la yidhi hadii aad rabtid in aad ogatid mustaqbalka umad, eeg dhalinteeda sida ay yihiin and going by that it aint good, not good fellas. In order to get respect you need to earn it.

walle Advo karbash caadi ma ahan

this was posted yesterday and it been stuck in Oromostan's mind for 24 hours thinking to how to get back at him

Advo wrote:^That was my initial thought Voltage, but I look hard for keywords and finally understood he was comminicating in afaan oromo. Voltage in their culture there are various words for qamadi and upon further reserach I discovered that the following words indeed mean qamadi for different purposes.

gabrummaa = qamadi in the winter

gufachiifamuun = unflavored cooked qamadi, usually on a full moon

gaggeessuun = Seance qamadi, when communicating with the dead

You can find all this, in his post.

Somalistan wrote:Jireenyi gabrummaa ummata dooro irratti fe’ame ummata jireenya dhoorkatuun, rakkoo kana furuudhaaf yaaliin karaa nagaa sababa mootummoota Itoophiyaatiin gufachiifamuun, ummata Oromoo habar-yoonis qabsoo hidhannoo fi siyaasaa gaggeessuun alatti filmaata biroo dhabsiisee, qabsoon hidhannoo fi siyaasaa Baha Oromiyaatti akka eegalu taasise. Qabsoon Bilisummaa Adda Bilisummaa Oromoon habar-yoonis hogganamu wayta qabsoo kana bu’ureessetti biyyoota ollaa abdatuu fi dubbee

Why isn't Gedo or the mythical "Jubbaland" being built by the Marehan diaspora? According to Voltage, they form the largest diaspora community in the U.S., so where is all their welfare money going?

Coolpoison,

You'r missing the point again. Bashing Somalistan is not gonna feed starving that starving marexaan kid, old man or ailing lady. Do you think they care of what you think of some internet character named somalistan. You need to try harder, put your heads together and come up with something more usefull to you and your people. My people are well established, and I can sleep tight tonight knowing that my cities and my people are allright. I have the luxury. Dad baa ii maqan ceelna waa qodan yahay. adiga maxaad haysaan, af qashuusha oo faan badan. Duli ilaa duli.

Serena hadaad ka heshid Voltage, dee ha ku shukaansado. Ileen cuqdadka ka buuxda waa Voltage neceb.

Serena wrote:Why isn't Gedo or the mythical "Jubbaland" being built by the Marehan diaspora? According to Voltage, they form the largest diaspora community in the U.S., so where is all their welfare money going?

Guys please it's time we stop the faan and answer this question. This is very good question. No faan, just simple level headed explation will do.

Somalistan wrote:Coolpoison,

You'r missing the point again. Bashing Somalistan is not gonna feed starving that starving marexaan kid man or that old lady in Gedo farm field. You need to try harder, put your heads together and come up with something more usefull to you and your people. My people are well established, and I can sleep tight tonight knowing that my cities and my people are allright. Dad baa ii maqan ceelna waa qodan yahay. adiga maxaad haysaan, af qashuusha oo faan badan. Duli ilaa duli.

Somalistan U do know that U killed 200 of Ur tiny clan for donated qamadi.

Ur the only somali clan who killed each other for Western donated qamadi

Advo wrote:Famous Qamadi Qoutes

Give me Qamadi or Give me Death!

-Shuun Haaji


"Brother, Can you spare some Qamadi?"

-Duceeysane in hargiesa alley



Tol iyo Qamadi .. Qamadi baan doortay

-Somalistan, during the habar wars


Friends, Somalians, countrymen; lend me your qamadi!

-HY Suldaan


Of all the qamadi joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.

-Gone with the dabeel


"Go ahead, make my Qamadi"


-Sudden Impact, spoken by Qowdhan Macawiis Eastwood


"Frankly my dear, I dont give a QAMADI"

-Uknown

CoolPoisons wrote:Serena hadaad ka heshid Voltage, dee ha ku shukaansado. Ileen cuqdadka ka buuxda waa Voltage neceb.

Cuqdaad from what?

Yes very funny quotes right outa of our own class clown advo. BUT how does few jokes relevent to your diring situation.

Mise waxaad isku qancisaan qosol iyo been iyo waxaas. This is the moment for the marexaan intellects in snet. It's the self realization, the healing process shall begin. First except your lowly status then proceed to do something about it. GO.

Somalistan inaad naanaab tahay baan ku sheegaya. Ur the only somali clan who killed each other for donated Qamadi and then U want to talk about others? Ma wax lagu shir tagayo miya?

Ur own elders ayaa ku calaacalaya that Ur the Oromo of Waqoyiland. Ma ku keena qoraalka?

The difference between Marehan and Ur tiny clan's that Marehan waxay degta Jubaland + Galgadud and Ur tiny clan half city of Burao and then U want to come and debate with me about afara Jubaland iyo bartamaha.

Come talk to me once Ur own on Ur feet and magac instead of Using the IIdor name to survive.

There's no need to create another thread, continue in the one you started.

I sincerely cannot believe Advo's harmless joke had this much impact!