I am the luckiest person alive !!!!!!

[Oxy-]

I am the luckiest person alive !!!!!!

Early this morning I felt incredibly weak and sick. Worse than I had been for days, I urgently needed to go visit my doctor. So early morning i decided to go and walk to my GP. I had absolutely nobody to take me which is kinda sad. Normally i take the routine walk across the main road, but as i felt very weak & sick i took the quickest way across the park. So as i was walking very sluggishly across the neighbourhood park, i notice not too far away from me is a dog. It was black and as i took a more examined look i realized it was a Rockweiler .

So i said to myself... Dont panic... just walk along it won’t bother you... (Boy was I hella-wrong) ... Randomly the dog started to bark, very aggressive barks... almost territorial, somewhat kill this intruder kinda bark. ... So this time I got really nervous... and I said to myself... Dont look at the dog – Do not give it eye-contact... Then out of nowhere, very stupidly I took a quick- snap view at the dog (Big mistake) – The dog started to bark more n more, and each time he opened its jaw ever so slightly... Its shockingly razor-sharp teeth were now in full display.....

The beat of my heart increased exponentially. I started to panic.... My mind had gone completely blank.... My Right side of the brain was telling me to use my god-given east African legs and use it to run fast. Whereas my left Brain kept telling me to stay act calm and be rational (which is kinda difficult when you’re about to be torn apart by this ferocious killer-dog).





Then all of a sudden the Barking STOPPED....






I took a deep breath .... aaaaaaahhhh ...... PHEW...





Then out of nowhere.... the dog starts to growl.... Grrrrrrr Grrrrrrr... wallahi the sight of his knife-like teeth is enough to scare anyone... and his size alone resembled that of a large lion. I am not exaggerating when I say he had muscle flesh all over him. Almost as if this dog was an experiment by a mad doctor who injected him with some harmful killer steroid.

Next what happened was completly unexpected, the dog within a split second Bolted towards me! OMG This happened so fast, my nervous response froze. The 1st thing i said to myself was... Khalaas Waan Dhintay.... I started to shake incredibly and my heart felt as though it sank to my stomach.
This Killer-Dog was now in such close distance to me ... I begin to pray... I was like God Please.... Please.... Help me. I quickly covered my face as i thought I could save my head from its savage teeth from piercing it into it.







Then suddenly I hear a LOUD whistle.....







JUNIOR.... GET OVER HERE NOW..... ........(sounded like a mans voice)








The dog completely stopped... and ran to what i think was his owner.























My prayer was answered....

ALLAHU AKBAR !!

[ToughGong]

what is it with Somalis and dogs

[siren]

Xiita Ramadan? Ilahaay ka baq Basra...

[sweeti]

Maaaaaan you wasted soo much of my time

[Jamac_Yare]

the dog should have urinated on you

[Advo]

Dammm same thing happened to me last night.


I was comming down the stairs and at the bottom I saw a huge pitpull staring dead at me with a lose chain and he was growling, so he charged at me and I was like "SIT! SIT!" or something like that, so the dog calmed down and I patted him, played with him lil bit, I was making an investment so we can become friends and no misunderstandment happens in the near future.

[Twisted_Logic]

Dammm same thing happened to me last night.


I was comming down the stairs and at the bottom I saw a huge pitpull staring dead at me with a lose chain and he was growling, so he charged at me and I was like "SIT! SIT!" or something like that, so the dog calmed down and I patted him, played with him lil bit, I was making an investment so we can become friends and no misunderstandment happens in the near future.

Pitbull , loose, like what?, lil is not a word, could , not a word,

[Advo]

Lately You have been following me around correcting my grammatical errors, what gives man? I know you like to impress people with your lengthy posts and look @ my vocabulary sentences, But in all honesty I can say what you say in 3 pages in 3 sentences because unlike you and co, I am not here to impress anyone, I say what I say without a spellchecker, without dictionary or thesaurus, nor do I double check on my threads/posts cus this is not school kid. btw I can tell who's a good writer on this website and I can also tell those who are forcing themselves to be, so I suggest you do you and let me do me.

[Twisted_Logic]

Lately You have been following me around correcting my grammatical errors, what gives man? I know you like to impress people with your lengthy posts and look @ my vocabulary sentences, But in all honesty I can say what you say in 3 pages in 3 sentences because unlike you and co, I am not here to impress anyone, I say what I say without a spellchecker, without dictionary or thesaurus, nor do I double check on my threads/posts cus this is not school kid. btw I can tell who's a good writer on this website and I can also tell those who are forcing themselves to be, so I suggest you do you and let me do me.

It is annoying reading posts that grammatically incoherent. I am doing you a favor

[Somalian_Boqor]

people take somalinet way to seriously.

[Twisted_Logic]

people take somalinet way to seriously.

I simply told him to stop making retarded sentences, and he replied with a paragraph

[nomadicwarlord]

Are you sure that wasn't a chiquaqua dog?

[Advo]

I simply told him to stop making retarded sentences, and he replied with a paragraph

lol, and exactly who asked you to notify me of that? now logically speaking; Who would waste their time and energy following someone around, quoting their posts and correcting few words here and there? I know You wanna come off as some sort of intellectual know-it-all individual but I think you misunderstood the method or way of doing that.

It is annoying reading posts that grammatically incoherent. I am doing you a favor

I doubt it, You and I both know you had different motives, so cut the BS bro. There are countless members you could have "corrected" since you are on a holy quest to rectify imperfection but targeting my posts several times seems to me it's a bit personal. Now I admit I make mistakes and will continue to make them in the future, But that's the difference between me and you kiddo, You hide behind all the facade I stated above to impress fellow snetters evident by your prior posts, now me on the other hand?..I could careless wallahi as I dont come here but to purely kill time and socialize, now if you were sincerely annoyed by my excruciating grammar, you would've ignored my posts the second or third time, so the only plausible conclusion that I can come up with this moment is you're hurt, reason why?..I dont know, but I suggest you channel your energy towards something else.

[Paddington Bear]

This looks personal, Advo. Defend yourself and get this man off your back, saaxib. I mean look at Oxy inventing a whole new language above! Did TL pick on him/her in the same way he did you?

[The Gunners]

Astaghfirullah Advo you touched a dog?