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Stupid but funny pick up lines!

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i have had some really cheesy ones in the past, but these one's did make me laugh..


"Do you wash your clothes in Windex? I can see myself in your pants."
"Hey, princess! May I ever be at your feet!"





Whats the best you have heard?
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My fav pick up line is "girl you must be tired cuz you been running through my mind all day" :lol:
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Lemme clip your camel toe baby
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Jamac_Yare wrote:Lemme clip your camel toe baby

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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This one always works for me "Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"
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S-D-M wrote:This one always works for me "Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"
:lol: :lol: :lol: I`m gonna try that one out next time I see a fyne chick.
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Jamac_Yare wrote:Lemme clip your camel toe baby
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Stupid but funny pick up lines!

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Yep, baby these are USD $$$, so wanna earn them ?
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AbdiWahab252 wrote:Yep, baby these are USD $$$, so wanna earn them ?

Followed by "SMACK DHARBAXYO" right before the xalimo storms off :lol: :lol:
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Re: Stupid but funny pick up lines!

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Xamud. wrote:
AbdiWahab252 wrote:Yep, baby these are USD $$$, so wanna earn them ?

Followed by "SMACK DHARBAXYO" right before the xalimo storms off :lol: :lol:

Who said it was a Xalimo ?
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Re: Stupid but funny pick up lines!

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Girl, your father must be a terrorist cause you are the "BOMB"
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How do you like your eggs in the morning baby? Hard, soft or fertilized?
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Re: Stupid but funny pick up lines!

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Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
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Gaashaanle_87 wrote:Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

:lol: :lol: :lol: Dude that`s lame as hell...I bet you never get any action.
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Xamud. wrote:
Gaashaanle_87 wrote:Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

:lol: :lol: :lol: Dude that`s lame as hell...I bet you never get any action.

He isn't doing anything wrong man, this topic is about stupid pickup lines dude. :lol: Finally a topic he can contribute to. :lol:
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