How to Keep a Woman Happy!!

[Amirsade]

It's not difficult

-All you have to do is to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate



-WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. Be honest
47. Be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls

-AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


-IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget:
* birthdays anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

AND THATS ONLY 10% PERCENT

[SultanOrder]

or shes gonna have to settle for being .0000001% happy

[Jamac_Yare]

just eat her flower once a month

[Dionysus]

you keep her happy by not giving a shiit about her happiness. what is it to u to worry about how someone else feels.........that is intrusive.

[Abdi_westldn]

you keep her happy by not giving a shiit about her happiness. what is it to u to worry about how someone else feels.........that is intrusive.

Indeed, lifes so much better that way.