yo truz me walahi this shit is sooooooo jokez it had to make a come back...ZZup peepz.... sorry I've been on AssignmenT lately...interviewing a Xaliimo....,but its finally here, the Xaliimo i'm interviewing is LADY DIGSI GUBATAY, she is not an everyday Xaliimo, this one is a gangsta Haliimo...Hope it makeZ ya Laugh....
interview begins
supa:
FIRST OF ALL HOW ARE U?
DIGSI GUBATAY:
WAAR HEE DHE EVERYTING JIGGY BAAN KU IDHI, APART FROM ALL THE FAARAXS ON MY CASE, IGADABA-DHAREERIS, YAA BADHEH, IS IT MY BIG FUTO, MY LONG TIMO OR MY LAYT ISKIN, OR MAY B ITS ALL THREE , MY PHONE ALWAYS WAXAAN KU IDHI RING RING, BCOS I'M ALWAYS BLING BLINGIN.
supa:
TELL ME ABOUT THE LAST TIME U WENT RAVIN.. ?
DIGSI GUBATAY:
OH BALL SHID, WE WENT TO CAPITAL, IN LAASTER ISKUWEER, ME AND MY BIG FUTO KREW, MARKAASAA WALAALO MID NIGERIAN AH OO DAANYEER U EEG, AND HE SMELL LIKE KILINKILO AYAA II YIMID, MARKAASUU IGU YIDHI,"HELLO MY BIYUUTIFUL AFRIKAAN SISTER ,CAN I DANCE WITH U" MARKAASAAN KU YIDHI"EXKUYUUSME MY DHAGAX BROTHER, SORI BUT ,MY BIG FUTO IS ONLY FOR SKINNY FAARAXZ SO BILIIS MUUF UR JURO OUT OF MY FACE ,BCOS UR NOSE IS BLOCKIN MY WAY. HOOYADAA IYO DHUXUSHAAD U EEGTAYBA WASE, STUPIDHYOOW URAYAA.
supa:
HOW ABOUT THE LAST MAALI RAVE U WENT TO..... ?
DIGSI GUBATAY:
FAKIN HELL, WUXUU AHAA DEE ,SOME RAVE KUTAALA ISTATFODH REXES, HABEEN KAA I WAS LUUKIN LIKE, HALLE BUURI(HALLE PERRY)BALAAYAA IGA DHACAYSAY, ALL THE BOYZ WAXAY IGU LAHAAYEEN "BAG THAT TING UP"
WAXAA HABEENKAA MEESHA JOOGAY KUWO YARA YAR OO DHUUDHUUBAN , OO QORI LAMOODO, OO DHUXUL U EEG,
IYO KUWA KALOO ,OO MAC MACAAN OO XAKWAD U EEG, LAAKINN ME THE WHOLE NITE I WAS WALAAQIS MID YAROO JOGOS AH.
supa:
BACK IN DA DAYZ U WERE DARK,HOW COME U LIGHT NOW?
DIGSI GUBATAY;
WAAR U KNOW WAT THEY SAY"DOQON IYO HABEEN AYAA MODOW" AND U KNOW WAT I SAY "BADOW AYAA MADOW" TANK YUU TO DIANA FOR MAKIN ME VEERI LAYDH SKIN AND BLING BLING, ALL U HAVE TO DO IS , ISMARI KREAMKA YARA SUG KABAL OF DAYS , THEN MULUKH ALL THE MADOW IS GONE, CAJAAYIB, BUT MY BIG FUTO IS STILL DHUXUL.
supa:
DO U LIKE s*x?
DIGSI GUBATAY:
I LIKE HAVIN SIGS WITH STONG MANZ, I LIKE MANZ THAT I QAAD QAADIS ,OO GIDAARKA
ILA DHACA, MARKAA IGAGA CABAADIYA, LIKE ALA HOOG OO BA AY.
supa:
HOW DO U KEEP UR SELF IN SHAPE..?
DIGSI GUBATAY;
WAAR DEE WAXAAN CUNAA HEALTHY FOOD LIKE ,ISMARIS U KNOW ROODHI WITH BADHAAR AND JAAM, AND BEANZ IYO ROODHI, MARMARNA WAAN YARA BOOD BOODAA.
supa:
I HAERD THAT U R A BIT OF A MC, SO U MIND DROPPIN A LIL FREE STYLE FOR US.
DIGSI GUBATAY:
KHATAR AYAAN AHAY, O.K I'M GONNA DO A LIL DISSIN FREE STYLE FOR XALIIMO THAT I HATE, DHAGAYSTA
EYO CHECK DIS ,MC DIGSU GUBATAY HERE, I'M A LYRICAL XALIIMO, AIN'T NO GAL GOT BETTA TIMO OR FUTO ,CHECK IT.
U AIN'T HAEVY , U JUST A MINOR XALIIMO.
WITH A FUNNY FUTO.
U GOT LEGS LIKE BAASTO.
AND UR FACE LOOKS LIKE A BARADHO.
BARE FAARXZ CALL U URAYSO.
CUZ U SMELL LIKE DHUUSO
U THE LOCAL dh*lo.
MAN DEM CALL U FIDHIQO.
U THINK UR NAME IS QALANJO.
BUT WAT U DON'T KNOW IS IS UR sh*rm**t*
LISTEN YOUNG XALIIMO STOP CHATTIN BARIIS.
U HAVE NO CLASS.
U MAKE ME WANNA SLAP U WITH MY DACAS.
CUZ U IS DUMB ASS.
U STUPID NACAS.
U SO FAT U R LIKE BUDHUQ BUDHUQ.
UR MOUTH IS SO BALAQ BLAQ.
FROM DOIN SO MUCH JAQ JAQ.
WEN MAN DEN SEE U THY'LL B LIKE DHOTOQ DHOTOQ
UR S!!L IS ALWAYS OPEN FO MAN DEM TO DALAQ DALAQ
DATS Y THEY CALL U SILL BALAQ BALAQ.
MY MAN LOOKS LIKE A SUPA STAR.
URS LOOK LIKA DOOFAAR.
PLUS HE IS GOT A BIDAAR.
AND SMELLS LIKE XAAR.
SO DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO CHOP U UP LIKE SUQ SUQAAR.
QUIT ACTIN LIKE KUFAAR.
U f**kIN XIMAAR.
OI NAYAA DON'T MAKE ME VEX BLUD.
CUZ I'LL B LIKE BALL SHID.
U FUKIN FUTO BALAADH.
MY RHYMES MAKE SONKOR TASTE QADHAADH.
AND U SOUND LIKE A ADHI BADHAAH.
ME AND AND MY BIG FUTO KREW R GONNA COME UR MANOR IN LIMO WITH OUR DIRICS ON.
AND OUR GOOGARADS ON.
WE GONNA PUT OUR HENNA ON.
CUZ WE GOT IT GOIN ON.
EVERY MAN B LIKE COME ON.
LET A FAARAX HOP ON.
U CAN'T DENY IT IM A FUKIN XALIIMO,
U DON'T WANNA FUK WITH ME,
CUZ I GOT MY HAGBAD MONEY WITH ME.
HOW ABOUT THAT FOR FREE STYLE WAARYAAHE, AND DHAGAYSTA IF AMY OF U XALIIMOZ DIDN'T LIKE WAT I SAID ABOUT THAT THAT XALIIMO,THEN HOOYADDAA WAS, FUKIN BASTARIIN YAHAY, WE NO CIYAARIS WE, WE BRIGIN BASBAAS FUTADA IDIN KAGA SHUBNO.
WHAT DO U KNOW ABOUT XALLIMOZ LIKE I , WE GAANGISTERIS.
ANYWAY I'M GONNA GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO ALL MA FIG FUTO CREW
CAASHA BADI WAYN
AMINA DHUXULAY
FAADUMO ILKA DHEER
KHADRA LIX DHAKO
LAYLA LUG YAR
SAMIIRA SAN WAYN
FAADUMA FIDHIQO
FARDOWZA FOOLXUN
