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Tiger Woods.

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Finished. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



I went to the local super market this beautifu snowy, cold Saturday, and u know as usual, i have to stop at the gossip magazine counter. Well, to my shocking disbelief, EVERY TRASHY magazine has tiger on the cover. I mean, literally ALL OF THEM!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:



Poor guy. :cry: :cry: Walaahi they have massacred him. One of the magazine headline read- "Tiger thinking to commit Suicide" and then they showed a photo of him Bawling and crying-- no doubt--- they took that photo from one of his many golf tournament wins, where he always cries like a bi!ch. :roll: What a freaK! Apparently--- on the day of the supposed next block car accident, he text messaged one of the hooker escorts and told her he will be with her forever. :clap: :clap: This freak was a frequent visitor of hookers and escorts. Caudubillahi. :shock: Who would have known? Tiger woods always strike me as an awkward unattractive geek.Who knew he had such a high sexual drive? :lol: I feel sorry for them, seriously-- poor Elin- that little beautiful blonde swedish wife---so pure in race,face, and place on the social status position.How unfortunate for her. :cry: :cry: :cry:




But walaahi Tiger is finished. :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
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successfull people are driven...
along with the drive and ambition and hardwork, comes stress, psychosis
and a deep sexual hunger...

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gurey why are you speaking as if u have lived this on the down low freakiness??? Has somainet really garnered u this much successes?? :clap:
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on the contrary, i am one of the laziest least driven people on the planet...

if ive acted on just 1 of my ideas, i would be a millionaire right now....

but i said stuff it... there is always tommorrow..

and my theory is still sound, because my sex drive is on the medium to lower scale..
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gurey lol thats crap. I can tell your sexual drive is higher than Woods. :clap: :clap: U r after all afdhere and also zulaika. :clap: :clap:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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gurey since u r my # 1 fan of my writing, should we get together----(online together) ...and colaborate on a book? Let me give you some of my writings or novel and lets see how marketable it can be. :clap: :clap:
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basra do you know that i used to believe you were afhdere...
:mrgreen:

i remember years ago i used to soop in on the system, and i noticed both of you had the same internet service provider and even a similiar range of IP's
but then both of you started to frequently post at the same time live and this lead me to believe otherwise.

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Basra- wrote:gurey since u r my # 1 fan of my writing, should we get together----(online together) ...and colaborate on a book? Let me give you some of my writings or novel and lets see how marketable it can be. :clap: :clap:
intruiging...
yes i would like to have a look at the works of your dark mind.
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gureylol why do u say dark mind?? where have u seen my dark mind?? I have a sweet bright with sundhine mind. :clap: :clap:
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how the hell are you going to be a successfull writer if you have a sweet and bright mind??

if i was a publisher i wouldnt even read your manuscript, if i notice you were to happy and smiling all the time..


Dark and filthy and twisted minds sell books.. my friend
i though you would kow this by now..
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[quote="gurey25"]


Dark and filthy and twisted minds sell books.. my friend
quote]

No thank you. I dont want to be filthy. I just want to be funny and a human story teller, thats my angle. Hey look at Jane Austen, people are talking about her after 300 years. I want to be just like her. :lol: :lol:
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^^ :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Yeah Tiger Woods is ruined beyond repair, he quit golf and his wife moved out, and more women are coming out of the woodworks, what an idiot.

Horta does this guy even believe he is black?
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i wonder if Tiger Woods had an encounter with Basra. she's so obsessed with him. so far all them chics he bhanged
had been white. hmmm, maybe Basra was the exception
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