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British humor...they are wack loool

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I am watching old bbc drama---its called house of cards.Its a funny impression of the prime mininter of uk and the portrayal of Prince charles and some royal family members. Hilarious. There is a scene where the queens sister who is the family black sheep, always bring scandal to her sister-- was prepositioned by a reporter to write the gossip of the royal family and she will receive a huugee amount of money. She quickly dismissed it and reasonably said---


Thank you--but i dont want to have 'a bad" accident. Of course insinuating Princess dianas suspicious accident. I mean, i know, its kinda a mean joke-given the memory of diana,......-but that simple three word--made me laugh like a mad woman.(a bad accident) :clap: :clap: :clap:


There is another scene where an oxford graduate blonde who has intrigued the prime minister was given a job after meeting with him for 15 minutes. She goes home to her oxford mathematician husband and he asks what is he like?

She responds----It was very ooddd---intellectually he didnt seem to be anything remarkable, i think it must be his will or something. It is as if he carries his own forcefield around him, hard to describe. There is something not very nice about him actually-- but interesting.


and her husband responds---


Politicians are not interesting, they are disgusting. Politics is disgusting. All that naked ambitions, cant have it.



Then they kiss--- and the husband says--i like this shorts u r wearng-- and she kisses him back--and whispers--- Oh yes---very user friendly, isnt it . :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:




Alaa i love British people---they intellect is unmatched in the entire world walaahi. I know y'all cannot possibly understand my euphoria--u will have to be smart to understand. loooooooooooooooooooool
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can we shower together Basraa
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Jamac_Yare wrote:can we shower together Basraa
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Jamac_Yare wrote:can we shower together Basraa
The girl weights 300 Pounds marka are you sure about that? :lol:
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Pssst, Basra, House Of Cards was made in the early 90s (90 or 91). Diana was still living and sleeping around with all those horse jockies, darling. :mrgreen:
You should watch the second part of the serious. But don't ask me if it's good or bad. I couldn't possibly comment.
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Do u guys watch BBC in america...

house of cards is hilariouse, the british are indeed intellectual. americans never get british humour, but then again thats because they are fibbleminded.
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PD Aarrggghhhhhh WHY will u go and ruin my joke line???? Dont u think i know that---i realized it later after i watched the dvd that it was made in 91--but at the time i heard the line i was cracking up crazy!

PD what do u think of the intellectual blonde woman?? She reminds me of me. :clap: :clap: :clap:




Somaliman% yes we do get bbc america, but its all dumb'ed down. I rather watch bbc uk. :x
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another of the british humor i like is the ones i watch in youtube. it is a gay assistant and his prime minister-- hilarious. :clap:
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basraa watch little britain :lol:
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Somaliman% wrote:Do u guys watch BBC in america...

house of cards is hilariouse, the british are indeed intellectual. americans never get british humour, but then again thats because they are fibbleminded.
I can't understand why Americans always put down their own stuff. The Simpsons is a great show for instance (I'm serious). Sinefield is another classic show. Curb Your Enthusiasm, Band Of Brothers and the Sopranos were all great and intelligently made shows. Even in politics, The Colour Purple was a very good novel.

At any rate, if you do like this stuff then you should google a show called Yes, Minster or its follow up show Yes, Prime Minster.

Basra, I can't get over the image of Queen Victoria that some in here suggested. Sorry, darling. :mrgreen:
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Helllloooo Ina Cilmi Boodhari,

How r u doing my love? :kiss:
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British Humour, we all love it. :mrgreen:

Postman: Is this letter for you? The name is smudged.
Man: No, it can't be for me, my name is Smith.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were having a rest in their hotel room when suddenly a tree walked in.
"Elm entry, my Dear Watson," said Holmes
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Last night police were called to a branch of Pizza Hut after a body of a member of staff was found covered in mushrooms, onions ham and cheese. The police spokesman said that there was a strong possiblity that the man had topped himself.
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Two packets of crisps were walking along the road. A passing car stopped and the driver asked if they would like a lift.
"No thanks," said the crisps, "we're Walkers.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Wicked... :up:

Dont worry folks , I'll have more for you soon. :mrgreen: :up:
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Basra- wrote:another of the british humor i like is the ones i watch in youtube. it is a gay assistant and his prime minister-- hilarious. :clap:
I think you're referring to Little Britain.
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sir lug omg! :shock: Where have thau been at???? U have been missed, even tho i suspect your other names have not been missed. :clap:



jamac--yes thats excatly what i am watching lool :clap:
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