WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

studente · Post by **studente** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:31 pm

you guys about 3 months ago some REALLY REALLY weird things have started happening to me. And I mean WEIRD! I went to my doctor and he he's completely baffled-he has ABSOLUTELY no idea what is wrong with me. Here are some of the symptoms of my "unexplained illness" (thats what my doctor calls it)

I noticed 3 months ago that everytime I see a jamaican I want to punch them? It is da WEIRDEST thing in da world cuz I've never been to jamaica & I don't know ANY jamaicans. but everytime I see them I have this SCARY compulsion to reach out and punch Laughing

another question: why is it EVERYTIME I get an exam with a good grade back I want to ululate ? I always say YESS!! but I have this deep need to scream : alalallalalalalalalalala!!!! it TOTALLY freaks me out

& I've noticed that everytime I go jogging with my friends in da park and I see long leafy ferns that are bright green I just want to grab and EAT them !!!! Confused

and also when I'm shocked and surprised I used to say goodness or wow or hell but now I keep saying ba'aa. its always ba'aa ba'aa. my friends say I sound like a goat and oh MY GOD I just CANNOT stop it !!

I NEVER watched da news. I mean I have better things to do than watch the absolutely dull cnn Rolling Eyes

but I noticed that I would start watching da news more. I mean it was as if I was hypnotized or something becauseI would sit for 3 hours on end and listen to bbc and when that ended I would turn on the tv and watch cnn. and I keep muttering bisinka, bisinka everytime I see a big headline !!

and one day (and this is da MOST HORRIBLE part ) I went to da washroom to brush my teeth and I noticed something dat was TOTALLY and FREAKINGLY weird. My two front teeth had grown over night and were portruding from my lip. Shocked

I almost passed out and burst into tears. WHen I went to my dentist he told me he had NEVER seen anything like it.

My friends joke I was bitten by a vampire but I really don't know what to do or to think or to believe. I"M GOING CRAZY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gurey25 · Post by **gurey25** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:34 pm

nothings wrong dear,

you just woke up from your dream,

PragmaticGal · Post by **PragmaticGal** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:36 pm

LOL. You're a riot studente. Ululating... Laughing

where do you come up with this stuff?

dhuusa_deer · Post by **dhuusa_deer** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:37 pm

No gurey, she needs a man. And steady supply of sex.

Studente, there is nothing wrong with you. You need someone who tells you're beautiful and important every night and morning. Good luck finding one.

studente · Post by **studente** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:41 pm

gurey and prag: STOP teasing. I'm serious. Its like I'm undergoing some sort of WEIRD transformation or maybe I was bitten by some sort of parasitic bug. I don't know but I am terrifed. and what do you mean WAKE UP ? don't be silly.

dhuuso: Rolling Eyes

WHY oh WHY is it everytime a girl has a problem your solutions is "you need sex" "you need a man". I mean, if I had a car accident you'd probably say "you needed sex" or I came down with the flu "you need a man ". Laughing

gurey25 · Post by **gurey25** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:46 pm

Dr Gurey's

diagnosis is " Jungle Fever"

your urge to hit jamaicans is really your sexual frustration comming out,
and your hidden facination with them.

my prescription is get some of that, and head to brixton or even to kingston. let it all out.

if needed i can hook you up with my mate Derek (hes nigerian, but you wont know the difference)

suga_n_spice · Post by **suga_n_spice** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:58 pm

BALOO

dhuusa i agree Laughing

but what man will risk his life to take up a riot like PG said???

studente · Post by **studente** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:01 pm

jungle fever ? pahleeeze Rolling Eyes

the need to punch jamaicans I can deal with. but da rest of da symptoms ABSOLUTELY scare me to death !!!

dhuusa_deer · Post by **dhuusa_deer** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:10 pm

studente,

"dhuuso: Rolling Eyes

WHY oh WHY is it everytime a girl has a problem your solutions is "you need sex" "you need a man". I mean, if I had a car accident you'd probably say "you needed sex" or I came down with the flu "you need a man ". "

A girl? I only said that to you. And only after what you described. I don't recall saying to other girls with a 'problem' they needed sex. I'm not that simple minded to think all problems a girl may have are due to lack of sex. That would be absurd.

You know what I said to be true, right?

michael_ital · Post by **michael_ital** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:45 pm

I concur with Double D and Sug here. As Neil Diamond sang, "Girlllll. You'll be a woman sooooon. Soooooon. You'll need a mannnn."

Laughing

studente · Post by **studente** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:49 pm

I think NOT Laughing

dhuso: umm...no

mickael: "I concur" is da most used term in your vocab so your opinion doesnt count Laughing

michael_ital · Post by **michael_ital** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:56 pm

[quote="studente"]I think NOT Laughing

dhuso: umm...no

mickael: "I concur" is da most used term in your vocab so your opinion doesnt count Laughing

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Stu, the Woman I Love. I "agree" then. Very Happy

studente · Post by **studente** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:00 pm

the woman u luv ?? lool. nice try Laughing

but your agreement is duly accepted Razz

michael_ital · Post by **michael_ital** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:48 pm

Fair enough. Even though you edited your post, I still love you. Very Happy

But just know, I don't give up that easily. Wink

*sameerah* · Post by ***sameerah*** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:49 pm

u just realised ur abgaal. big deal