fooled before April

[GacanSareeye]

my girl brought over a wrapped gift, well colored and coordinated, yes the reds and the blues mixed for my nationalistic tendencies. it was wrapped so neatly and nicely, placed in a wooden box, it was a perfected gift intended to impress. it was personally delivered. i took it and put it aside, surprised but also unnerved. after i had taken my shower and rested for awhile and closed my door, unwrapped it quickly to get to the center. it was a book. i picked up the book titled 'Everything Men Know About Woman' by Dr. Alan Francis. i opened the first page and it was blank, moved forward to page 5, still blank, fast forward randomly to 78, then 92 but nothing, all blank. i was puzzled. to add insult to an injury, or laad after jilaafo, there was a side note that said the dvd was on the way as well