Starting tomorrow I will NEVER masturbate AGAIN!!
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paidmonk
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Starting tomorrow I will NEVER masturbate AGAIN!!
That's right, I will never jerk off again. why even do it?? I'm not stopping because somehow its the right thing to do or because its a waste of time (its not) or whatever other reasons, but simply why does some stupid baby-factory deserve my attention?? if i could get off to the thought of my hard work or to great works of science, awesome, but I expend so much energy to produce pleasure from the thought of WOMEN, objects nothing more than breathing fuck-boxes, a useless contribution of evolution.
Day 1 checking in, more to come.
Day 1 checking in, more to come.
Last edited by paidmonk on Mon Mar 22, 2010 1:39 am, edited 1 time in total.
Re: Starting tomorrow I will NEVER masturbate AGAIN!!
You wanna know how to beat it?
1) less suger in ur body (Soda, candies etc gotta go)
2) get active, exercise or play ball regularly
3) When u get a hard, dont think about it or give it any attention
4) Take a shower when things get too overwhelming, it will help u calm down
1) less suger in ur body (Soda, candies etc gotta go)
2) get active, exercise or play ball regularly
3) When u get a hard, dont think about it or give it any attention
4) Take a shower when things get too overwhelming, it will help u calm down
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paidmonk
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Re: Starting tomorrow I will NEVER masturbate AGAIN!!
whoa man, I'm not that horny, i just jerk off during downtime, its more a habit than an addiction, like it is with some smokers or some people who just have to go out on weekends because its accepted and even expected culture/habits.
i consume 1/4 the sugar of the average person, exercise/go out regularly, and my libido is much lower than the average man, in fact ever since my circumcision 12 years ago I've lost most sensitivity in my penis anyway, i can play around with it for over a full minute and not get hard.
but thanks for the wise words. i just wanted to take a moment to tell whores, i mean women, that they have no place in my life, not even my thoughts.
i consume 1/4 the sugar of the average person, exercise/go out regularly, and my libido is much lower than the average man, in fact ever since my circumcision 12 years ago I've lost most sensitivity in my penis anyway, i can play around with it for over a full minute and not get hard.
but thanks for the wise words. i just wanted to take a moment to tell whores, i mean women, that they have no place in my life, not even my thoughts.
Re: Starting tomorrow I will NEVER masturbate AGAIN!!
You seem to have taken a good decision. I guess this is a promise between You and your Naf. So hold it tightly, and preclude yourself from anything that may lead you to break it.
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Re: Starting tomorrow I will NEVER masturbate AGAIN!!
I do not like how you degrade women!!! 
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Re: Starting tomorrow I will NEVER masturbate AGAIN!!
when you wake up in the morning, don`t stay too long in bed, get up and get out of bed, otherwise something els will wake up under you
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Re: Starting tomorrow I will NEVER masturbate AGAIN!!
the effects of small abdis....no one wants to sleep with ya---so u just play with your hand. uuffey.

Re: Starting tomorrow I will NEVER masturbate AGAIN!!
Drink green tea it will lowers your testosterone production

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paidmonk
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Re: Starting tomorrow I will NEVER masturbate AGAIN!!
Day 2, ceeb hasn't been hard in 18 hours.
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Re: Starting tomorrow I will NEVER masturbate AGAIN!!
paidmonk wrote:Day 2, ceeb hasn't been hard in 18 hours.
Wax waalan
Waraa Paid,
How would the poor thing be hard when u killed him already by choking the life out of him?
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Re: Starting tomorrow I will NEVER masturbate AGAIN!!
Waxaan u maleyn in aadan gusba laheyn labeebyahow wax matarraha ah....ciilka aad u qatid bahalkaan siigada la yiraahdo caadi ma'ahan ee waxaan ku oron lahaa; siilkaada far gasho, love hadal xun baad tahey ee qacsiga ku haayo iska jabbi..Im sick of hearing about it.
Re: Starting tomorrow I will NEVER masturbate AGAIN!!
gedo_gurl wrote:Waxaan u maleyn in aadan gusba laheyn labeebyahow wax matarraha ah....ciilka aad u qatid bahalkaan siigada la yiraahdo caadi ma'ahan ee waxaan ku oron lahaa; siilkaada far gasho, love hadal xun baad tahey ee qacsiga ku haayo iska jabbi..Im sick of hearing about it.
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paidmonk
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Re: Starting tomorrow I will NEVER masturbate AGAIN!!
^ I could not decipher more than 3 words, my af-somaali is weak.
Anyway, i jerked off a minutes ago, boredom struck. Well, at least it was worth a try.
Anyway, i jerked off a minutes ago, boredom struck. Well, at least it was worth a try.
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