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That's right, I will never jerk off again. why even do it?? I'm not stopping because somehow its the right thing to do or because its a waste of time (its not) or whatever other reasons, but simply why does some stupid baby-factory deserve my attention?? if i could get off to the thought of my hard work or to great works of science, awesome, but I expend so much energy to produce pleasure from the thought of WOMEN, objects nothing more than breathing fuck-boxes, a useless contribution of evolution.

Day 1 checking in, more to come.
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You wanna know how to beat it?


1) less suger in ur body (Soda, candies etc gotta go)

2) get active, exercise or play ball regularly

3) When u get a hard, dont think about it or give it any attention

4) Take a shower when things get too overwhelming, it will help u calm down
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whoa man, I'm not that horny, i just jerk off during downtime, its more a habit than an addiction, like it is with some smokers or some people who just have to go out on weekends because its accepted and even expected culture/habits.

i consume 1/4 the sugar of the average person, exercise/go out regularly, and my libido is much lower than the average man, in fact ever since my circumcision 12 years ago I've lost most sensitivity in my penis anyway, i can play around with it for over a full minute and not get hard.

but thanks for the wise words. i just wanted to take a moment to tell whores, i mean women, that they have no place in my life, not even my thoughts.
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You seem to have taken a good decision. I guess this is a promise between You and your Naf. So hold it tightly, and preclude yourself from anything that may lead you to break it.
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I do not like how you degrade women!!! :x
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when you wake up in the morning, don`t stay too long in bed, get up and get out of bed, otherwise something els will wake up under you
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I :heart: you.~
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the effects of small abdis....no one wants to sleep with ya---so u just play with your hand. uuffey. :o :roll: :clap:
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Drink green tea it will lowers your testosterone production :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Day 2, ceeb hasn't been hard in 18 hours.
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paidmonk wrote:Day 2, ceeb hasn't been hard in 18 hours.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Wax waalan

Waraa Paid,

How would the poor thing be hard when u killed him already by choking the life out of him?
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Waxaan u maleyn in aadan gusba laheyn labeebyahow wax matarraha ah....ciilka aad u qatid bahalkaan siigada la yiraahdo caadi ma'ahan ee waxaan ku oron lahaa; siilkaada far gasho, love hadal xun baad tahey ee qacsiga ku haayo iska jabbi..Im sick of hearing about it.
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gedo_gurl wrote:Waxaan u maleyn in aadan gusba laheyn labeebyahow wax matarraha ah....ciilka aad u qatid bahalkaan siigada la yiraahdo caadi ma'ahan ee waxaan ku oron lahaa; siilkaada far gasho, love hadal xun baad tahey ee qacsiga ku haayo iska jabbi..Im sick of hearing about it.
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^ I could not decipher more than 3 words, my af-somaali is weak.

Anyway, i jerked off a minutes ago, boredom struck. Well, at least it was worth a try.
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