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So i was on the bus. Ciyaal yar oo 18/19 ayaa ka buuxey oo wada Somali ah.
I'm in there minding my own business ( my brother took the car and said he was gonna be back in an hour, laba saacadood aan suugeyeey )

Miid oo ilkaha galoocan ayaa afka ila gashay, "Are you looking at us" kulaha. I told her "Ciyaal bambar xidhan maxaa laga eega?", that's when she threw a tantrum and made everybody in the bus look at me. I thought i had to respond to this so i did what every man would have done.

I waited for the bus to pull up at te bus stop markaas aan gacmaha qabtay oo buska ka tuuray walahi oo billahi.
One of her friends got up and i told her to sit down. Xabad sanqad ah kama soo baxin untill i got of 2 stops later.

Parents should lock up their dhilooyin daughters when its dark.

imisa jir bay ahayeen aan eego inay wasseble ahayeen iyo in kalle?

The_Emperior5 wrote:imisa jir bay ahayeen aan eego inay wasseble ahayeen iyo in kalle?

he already said 18/19 bii ahayen.

I told you 18-19. Walahi i always avoid teenage girls, i know how ignoant and loud they can be. Specially when they are in groups.

war 18 jir wa caadi naaso iyo badhi wey leedahay maxa ku walay, ma harag gaboobey baad raadiineysey Or were they ugly may mad madoobayeen

Cali_Gaab wrote:So i was on the bus. Ciyaal yar oo 18/19 ayaa ka buuxey oo wada Somali ah.
I'm in there minding my own business ( my brother took the car and said he was gonna be back in an hour, laba saacadood aan suugeyeey )

Miid oo ilkaha galoocan ayaa afka ila gashay, "Are you looking at us" kulaha. I told her "Ciyaal bambar xidhan maxaa laga eega?", that's when she threw a tantrum and made everybody in the bus look at me. I thought i had to respond to this so i did what every man would have done.

I waited for the bus to pull up at te bus stop markaas aan gacmaha qabtay oo buska ka tuuray walahi oo billahi.
One of her friends got up and i told her to sit down. Xabad sanqad ah kama soo baxin untill i got of 2 stops later.

Parents should lock up their dhilooyin daughters when its dark.

Hayaay oo hadii England qaad laga waayo maad xayraami
war ilaa hawadu idiin furmayso guriga iskaga jir hadii kale waxaad samaysay wax ka wayn baad la iman

You're a gangsta man

I would take my belt off and whop her ass.

The_Emperior5 wrote:imisa jir bay ahayeen aan eego inay wasseble ahayeen iyo in kalle?

Emp, she would have been the ugliest out of them all if it weren't for the one that's darker than Sheikh Sharif.
Futo weey laheyd haa, laakin ilkaha ayaa wejiga wasay.

Advo, walahi i've never hit a woman in my life. I tried to fight this one butch cadaan girl when i was 7 but she beat me up walahi. Other than that, hablaha waa laga naxaa oo la iska fogeeya markey is waal waalaan. This one was the icing on the cake tough.

Ps: i don't look at girls
Those days are over.

Did the little girl reject you? Rejection + No qaad = A pissed off Cali_Gaab

, trust me. I have much higher standards than those girls.

1londonerguy, what did you think of our victory over Chelsea
We are on fire walahi

yo they mst have thought u was one dem faarax's....basicaly they thought u was an easy target and u wuldnt say shid bak
jst tell her wasup....nayaa shut ur mouth and sit down

phd, why you offendingme dude.
How can they think i'm some random faaraxwhen i havent chewed for 3 weeks, had a haircut (around the sides anyways) and looked fresh???

cali only jokin man....but mali chicks only pik up on da freshies and old faaraxin....who cant defend dem self in english....