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James Dahl come in.

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:26 pm
by Voltage
The reer Siyaad Diini Farah Ugas sub-clan of the Marehan clan of Darod Somalia wish to adopt you. What say you? If you accept, we will furnish a kufi, a shaal, a bakoorad, and a certification of being a member during the shir. The choice is yours.

Re: James Dahl come in.

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:36 pm
by dawwa9
Voltage wrote:clan of Darod
I stopped reading here.

Re: James Dahl come in.

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:38 pm
by Voltage
The offer is for James Dahl, not you. If James Dahl accepts, he shall have protection and patronship under an ancient, esteemed name. He will be a brother.

Re: James Dahl come in.

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:40 pm
by Cirwaaq
how many somali clans have branches named UGAS?

Is it just Marehaan and Ogadeen?

Re: James Dahl come in.

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:41 pm
by James Dahl
I am honored to be offered membership in the Reer Siyaad Diini, but wouldn't it be a bit obvious that I'm adopted? :lol:

Re: James Dahl come in.

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:46 pm
by dawwa9
How can somebody with haplogroup R1b be Marehan

Physiologically impossible :mrgreen:

Re: James Dahl come in.

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:46 pm
by Voltage
James Dahl will carry the legacy of these purebred thoroughbreds.

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His head of the clan would have been the only traditional chief who dealt with the European colonists as an equal in black Africa (grandfather of our very own precious dyme). H.E. Chief Nuur Shareeco.

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Re: James Dahl come in.

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:48 pm
by ciyaal_warta
James Dahl wrote:I am honored to be offered membership in the Reer Siyaad Diini, but wouldn't it be a bit obvious that I'm adopted? :lol:

its called magan gelyo :up:

it happens in somalia for protection :lol:

Re: James Dahl come in.

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:50 pm
by Voltage
James Dahl wrote:I am honored to be offered membership in the Reer Siyaad Diini, but wouldn't it be a bit obvious that I'm adopted? :lol:
Not at all. With my help, the reer Siyaad Diini Farah Ugas sub-clan of the Marehan clan of Darod Somalia is headed towards an enlightenment. If you accept the offer, the traditional names of the said sub-clan are Siyaad, Guleid, Shire, Dhore, Loyan, and Abdille. The choice is yours for a new name.

Re: James Dahl come in.

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:55 pm
by James Dahl
What would my responsibilities be as a member of Siyaad Diini?

Re: James Dahl come in.

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:58 pm
by Voltage
Your responsibilities would be first and foremost being dedicated to the civilizing of the Somali people, formulating plans and policies to end the war, reinstitute the Somali state with a fully functioning infrastructure in all capacities, contributing to the social and literary evolution of the Somali people, and generally being a Somali patriot. You shall also have the responsibility of helping to turn Garbaharey, Gedo region, Somali Republic into the New York of East Africa.

Re: James Dahl come in.

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:05 pm
by DANGIRL
Voltage wrote:
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One eye is looking straight at the camera while the other eye is looking the other way.

Re: James Dahl come in.

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:08 pm
by shaamboo
James Dahl wrote:What would my responsibilities be as a member of Siyaad Diini?

Oh that is easy claim everything u see , and party like 1988 :up:

Re: James Dahl come in.

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:09 pm
by James Dahl
Alright then I accept your offer.
I don't think Garbaharey can be the New York of East Africa due to it being several hundred kilometers from the sea, but it could be the Paris, Berlin or Vienna of East Africa ;)

Re: James Dahl come in.

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:15 pm
by Voltage
From this day on, let it be known in Somalinet Forums, Gedo, Galgaduud, and Jubba regions of Somalia and across that world that one, James Dahl of British Columbia, Canada, is a member of the reer Siyaad Diini Farah Ugaas Guleid Sharmarke Khalaf Hussein Yusuf, iwm, sub-clan of the Marehan clan of Darod Somalia and is privy to all the rights and responsibilities shouldered by a member of the said clan. He is as well a card carrying participant of the Shir with all the rights, responsibilities, freedoms, and voting that comes with being a member of the egalitarian Shir. Congratulations James, you are a reer Siyaad.