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The perfect couple for a stable relationship. They have loads in common...

Both Muslims
Both Somali
Both sane Snetters
Both British
etc etc

Nobleman and Firefly

The perfect couple for a volatile relationship. They have loads in common too...

Both enjoy arguing with the other
Both hate the other's qabiil
Both American
Both fancy eachother
etc etc

AbdiWahab225 and Kambuli




AW and Kambuli are there to take the heat of the first two, don't you think they'd be perfect

ok

Both Muslims (why are even mentioning that they're muslims?)
Both Somalis (no shocker here, this is snet after all)
Both euros (Europeans is what I mean here, not the currency ok)
He is missing in action, she is irate
He is as fat as a maroodi, she is qoryo socda.
He is a serial suicide bomber, she is addicted to stilettos.

They are Seducer and Helwaa

Abdiwahab & Kambuli

Labadan waayeel guri hadee liiskugu geeyo si fiican ee iskaga qodi lahaayen.

Gatspy wrote:ok

Both Muslims (why are even mentioning that they're muslims?)
Both Somalis (no shocker here, this is snet after all)
Both euros (Europeans is what I mean here, not the currency ok)
He is missing in action, she is irate
He is as fat as a maroodi, she is qoryo socda.
He is a serial suicide bomber, she is addicted to stilettos.

They are Seducer and Helwaa

I cant even walk in high heels but i'm inlove with them

^^^ Helwaa..Im glad you dont wear those shoes...you get a lot more than you paid for with shoes like that...and if you are that way inclined (which you are not) you could earn the money you paid for them with back in no time

Best Snet couple -

Both middle aged
Both like a laugh
Both quite haughty at times
One likes to inflict pain
The other likes to take it

Helwaa and PB

^^Saqajaama waaxid

naaya to hell with Pb...me and seducer are the perfect couple.

Here is what modern day philosopher Chris Rock said on the subject of clear heels, enjoy

Daddy, can we talk?" "Hey, I'm watching the game!" "I'll show you! I'll dance naked to the Mötley Crue records!...I'm gonna change my name to Cina Buns!...and I'm gonna wear clear heels!" When did clear heels become the new whore uniform? When did that happen? Was there a big ho convention, and all the hoes got together and said: "We need something new! Something that just says nasty"...And one girl said: "I got it! Clear heels!" Ooh, girl, you disgusting!"

Or are you calling me saqajaamad because you and PB are obviously in the deep throes of bittersweet l'amour

check these..



I called you saqajaama because of the hoes comment.

^^ waawareey what the fack those shoes are disgusting!

^^^Looooooooooool @ waawareey..you sound like my aunties

Helwaa...those shoes are horrendous...is it meant to be a zimmer-frame?

BlackVelvet wrote:^^ waawareey what the fack those shoes are disgusting!

I was shocked to..when i found that pic

GG

Adiga lagugu talagaley dee..miss awgaab aka kobab kuuskuus.

lol

BV and relationship topics

FAH & BASRA

- both are americans
- both are mods
- they dont care about somalia
- I think ineey buuranyahiin xataa

Madmay and TL

Ladynas and Addow

hambalaayo hambalaayo.