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"As 2010 unfolds, our collective vision should be to see the beginnings of a secure, stable and prosperous Somalia, at peace with itself and its neighbors, where its citizens can go about their lives in safety and provide for their families with confidence and dignity. Let us strive for a resurgent, tolerant society, built on respect for traditional Somali cultural and religious values."

-Omar Abdirashiid Ali Sharmarke

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/20/opini ... malia.html


A donkey has just managed to kick his vision back to the next century to appease corrupt officials

Cumar Cabdirashid did not have the capacity. If he did, his own Adeer Yusuf would have named him to a high ranking position instead of making him waste away in oblivion.

"Last month, a Somali man who had lived in Denmark dressed himself in women’s clothes, positioned himself at a graduation ceremony in Mogadishu and then blew himself up. He killed 22 people"







This was his opening line? I am picturing Xplaya or Twisted athiest, seated in his comfy Akia friendly mahogany table, with his notebook crystal silverish, typing this opener, as he fumes with controlled anger but somehow manages to take periodic breaks to enjoy his starbucks latte. Then, Xplaya or Twisted athiest continues with his article--scratching his long djiboutian forehead inter-mediarly-- as he shook his head--whisperig to himself---'God damn----ooopps he pauses and recalls he doesnt believe in God-- so he rephrases- and whispers again...---Al shapton damn it! Al shabaab my futo!

Basra- wrote:"Last month, a Somali man who had lived in Denmark dressed himself in women’s clothes, positioned himself at a graduation ceremony in Mogadishu and then blew himself up. He killed 22 people"







This was his opening line? I am picturing Xplaya or Twisted athiest, seated in his comfy Akia friend mahogany table, with notebook crystal silverish, typing this opener, as he fumes with controlled anger but somehow manages to take periodic breaks to enjoy his starbucks latte. Then Xplaya or Twisted athiest continues with his article--scratching his long djiboutian forehead inter-mediarly-- as he shook his head--whisperig to himself---'God damn----ooopps he pauses and recalls he doesnt believe in God-- so he rephrases----Al shapton damn it! Al shabaab my futo!

grandpakhalif u iz a hater ....

XPlaya Or Twisted continued to write-- in the middle of the night, obviously passionate and bothered. The thought of suicide bombing in the name of convictions, religion stance or delipitated jihad rantings was totally foreign to his psychic. He was determined to write his voice to New york post. As a refined, self claimed none flight 13, he fancied himself hyper civilized, and conscientious than the average laxox consuming farah, and most certainly the burkhah suffocated xalimos. Xplaya or Twisted continued to write his article as he lit up a cigarette, scratching his flat buttocks, under a clean crisp new white calvin klein boxer.


"This psychotic Somali born Danish-- to borrow Obama famous word--- had the 'audacity' to walk into a progressive academic gathering and blown himself and others to pieces. The horrendous act is unfadhomable to us----reformist progressives. Yes, i know, i know-- each one of you reading this article today, must be feeling exactly what i am feeling right now.I am moved to cry out loud like a baby, i dont care if i come off as sissy, or as we call in our somali mother tongue---'Lagaarone". No sir, or ma'am, i am not afraid to cry. These poor somali boyz, who have faced most dangerous challenges, would just perish at the whim of a God forsaken------i am sorry-----i rephrase---whim of an al shabaab forsaken fanatic monster. Mind you, this Somali born Danish was brought up in the comfy confines of a Danish village, being fed healthy zero fat milk growing up, playing with neighborely blonde, blue eyed kids--and only to grow up in this fascist, most incredibly disastrous end. No--my fellow---westerners and lovers of freedom-- i cry again.




Xplaya or Twisted athiest took another break--from writing his very passionate to answer a call from one of the cadaan reporters who witnessed the bombing of the Danish cross dresser bomber.

Basra- wrote:
Mind you, this Somali born Danish was brought up in the comfy confines of a Danish village, being fed healthy zero fat milk growing up, playing with neighborely blonde, blue eyed kids--and only to grow up in this fascist, most incredibly disastrous end.

hahah

qoraxeey u r so adorable!

Xplaya or Twisted hurried back to continue writing his article when an idea down up on him. He vehemently began typing.....



"I will tell you why i am an athiest. In my country i am as hated as Ayaan Hirsi, the author of Infidel and now new book - the Nomad. In fact, i see clearly why Hirsi thinks she is a nomad. We as Nomads-- are genetically predisposed to be wandering opportunists. We roam in one of Somalia's desert cities such as Gedo city, which is dry and infertile-- in search of green pastures for our camels and goats. Indeed, Hirsi and I, are enlightened opportunists, in that we have capitalized in being Islamicly controversial in exchange for noteriety and cash. You, sympythisers westerners have blessed us with attention and cash. We thank you. But let me not digress, for i need to discuss this cross dresser from Denmark, who killed innocent somali students and academics. Let us for a minute- separate our position in this matter. Religion aside, politics aside, what humanbeing justifies killing another, in such a catastrophic manner?Indeed, they call themselves Jihadist. I call them Alshababists. Majority of These retarded, clerics wanna be, belong to the tribe of the former Genocide gangsta Aideeed. I fail to understand the naked metarmorphism of one day being a thug ina Aideed, nick named moryaan, rackaging the desert death city of Mogadhishu, and the next sunny day--waking up in a dawn of Salatul Subax--with ubiquitious assalam-alleikums---i fail to understand the rational chronology of this transition. While i await the answer to this none-sensical hypocrisy, i inadvertently return to my cryings. Ladies and gentlemen, i cry, and cry, and cry.....as i type this article.......

Basra

I must say, your writings portray you to be mentally insane, morally bereft,rationally corrupt and intrisincly revolting. Just my two cents.

Basra- wrote:Xplaya or Twisted hurried back to continue writing his article when an idea down up on him. He vehemently began typing.....



"I will tell you why i am an athiest. In my country i am as hated as Ayaan Hirsi, the author of Infidel and now new book - the Nomad. In fact, i see clearly why Hirsi thinks she is a nomad. We as Nomads-- are genetically predisposed to be wandering opportunists. We roam in one of Somalia's desert cities such as Gedo city, which is dry and infertile-- in search of green pastures for our camels and goats. Indeed, Hirsi and I, are enlightened opportunists, in that we have capitalized in being Islamicly controversial in exchange for noteriety and cash. You, sympythisers westerners have blessed us with attention and cash. We thank you. But let me not digress, for i need to discuss this cross dresser from Denmark, who killed innocent somali students and academics. Let us for a minute- separate our position in this matter. Religion aside, politics aside, what humanbeing justifies killing another, in such a catastrophic manner?Indeed, they call themselves Jihadist. I call them Alshababists. Majority of These retarded, clerics wanna be, belong to the tribe of the former Genocide gangsta Aideeed. I fail to understand the naked metarmorphism of one day being a thug ina Aideed, nick named moryaan, rackaging the desert death city of Mogadhishu, and the next sunny day--waking up in a dawn of Salatul Subax--with ubiquitious assalam-alleikums---i fail to understand the rational chronology of this transition. While i await the answer to this none-sensical hypocrisy, i inadvertently return to my cryings. Ladies and gentlemen, i cry, and cry, and cry.....as i type this article.......

Excellent writtings Buurtooy

hambaalyoo hambaalyo

qora

walaal sual miyaa kuweediya-- how do understand my high calibre english? U strike me as reer baadiye!


PS: Thank u macaanto!

Basra- wrote:qora

walaal sual miyaa kuweediya-- how do understand my high calibre english? U strike me as reer baadiye!

well i try my best .. since i dont live in an english speaking country

i read alot .. therefore I understand your high calibire qaldan english