man: havent i seen u some place before
women :yes thats why i dont go there anymore
man:is this seat empty
women:yes and this one will be if u sit down
man:your place or mine
women:both u go to urs i go to mines
man:so wat do u do for a living
women:am a femal inprisinator
man:hey baby wats ur sign
women:dont enter
man:how do u like ure egs in the morning
women:unfrtilized
man:ur body is like a temple
women:sorry there are no service today
man:i would go to the end of the world for u
women:but would u stay there
man:if could see u naked i would die happy
women:if i would see u naked i would properly die laghing




