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Lesson of the Day

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The way to a man's heart is: Uttering sweet nothings and a pretty face...opps offcourse to go with a fab body. ;)

Nothing of that nonesense with its his mom, his stomach crap. :roll:
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Re: Lesson of the Day

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bravo ismahan :up:
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Re: Lesson of the Day

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Zul,

Please avoid the baati wearing at home. It is what attracts halaal homewreckings. You see woman wearing them, slaving at home and forgetting to take care of their bodies.
If you going to be a stay home wife, do your slaving before he gets home and by the time he arrives, have those scented candles going and look hotter than you did the night he marrried you: Marriage security 101 :mrgreen:
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Re: Lesson of the Day

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Ismahan123 wrote:Zul,

Please avoid the baati wearing at home. It is what attracts halaal homewreckings. You see woman wearing them, slaving at home and forgetting to take care of their bodies.
If you going to be a stay home wife, do your slaving before he gets home and by the time he arrives, have those scented candles going and look hotter than you did the night he marrried you: Marriage security 101 :mrgreen:
You do that and he'll divorce you before you can even say "Welcome home, darling". He'll follow it up with "naaa yaad o labisatay?".

Ladies and wax waalan of our humble class, the lesson of the day has been cancelled because this substitute teacher is rubbish. :mrgreen:
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Re: Lesson of the Day

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Ismahan123 wrote:Zul,

Please avoid the baati wearing at home. It is what attracts halaal homewreckings. You see woman wearing them, slaving at home and forgetting to take care of their bodies.
If you going to be a stay home wife, do your slaving before he gets home and by the time he arrives, have those scented candles going and look hotter than you did the night he marrried you: Marriage security 101 :mrgreen:
u tellin' this to zuli who vacuums in heels and pearls? :lol:

good tip btw :up:
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Re: Lesson of the Day

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You vacuum in heels? Woooow you is one dedicated wife :up: :lol:

I agree though, bhaatis make you fat :up:
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Re: Lesson of the Day

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:x :x I find this thread to be severely annoying and a disrespect to the feminist movement. I hereby denounce all you above me as inept obese lethargic dreamers. :x
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Re: Lesson of the Day

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Basra- wrote::x :x I find this thread to be severely annoying and a disrespect to the feminist movement. I hereby denounce all you above me as inept obese lethargic dreamers. :x
Naaaw..they're just newlyweds...never heard either of them talking about kids so lets see whether they still vacuum in heels and change clothes at least an hour before hubby in about 3 years from now :P
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Re: Lesson of the Day

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Izzie,

I thought we agreed to keep our affairs off SNET :(
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Re: Lesson of the Day

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Warning.....Never try to do sit ups if you can't see your toes.......
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Re: Lesson of the Day

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Hmm...
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Re: Lesson of the Day

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Have Somali women become so Insecure :shock: :lol: :lol:

Ismahan and zuki you guys are lame :down:
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Re: Lesson of the Day

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Perfect_Order wrote:Have Somali women become so Insecure :shock: :lol: :lol:

Ismahan and zuki you guys are lame :down:
yeah, totally lame huuno...

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Re: Lesson of the Day

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gedo_gurl wrote:
Basra- wrote::x :x I find this thread to be severely annoying and a disrespect to the feminist movement. I hereby denounce all you above me as inept obese lethargic dreamers. :x
Naaaw..they're just newlyweds...never heard either of them talking about kids so lets see whether they still vacuum in heels and change clothes at least an hour before hubby in about 3 years from now :P

yep lets wait markey ciyaal yaaciyan..injoy while it last ladies.
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Re: Lesson of the Day

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Alla maxay is gadaysaa oo been akhriyeysaa....Miss mukulaal, horta haarihii ma iska bi'sey mese sidiibaad weli labada daan uga madowdahay :P
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