I am not being sarcastic, or jokeful, i am serious Yaqqee! I am being shukaansied and harrased 24/7 by both sexes!
Everytime a new person starts working in my company, they begin by first--mesmerized by me.
Immediately after introductions--they glare at me silently for a prolonged minute or two.(Perhaps this duration of a minue or two, is the date of the actual act of falling inlove.I try to ruin it for them by doing something unbeaitiful like use tooth pick between my teeth, but to no avail 
) Then they stummer their words when i try to engage with them, talking about the weather. Give them two days--and they are standing beside my desk drooling with some lame excuse, wanting my attention.(luckily after a while, they realize i am unaccesable. I purposely avoid get together venues, lunch room, cooler rooms etc etc and they give up. 
Not entirely, incase they meet me in the elevator, the falling inlove begins again! uuff i hate it yaaqeee) Seriously--- i am thinking of going Burkah. How i envy them. 
