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How does one commit suicide........

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In a legit way? I dont want to go to hell, at the same time i DONT want to live--any suggestions? :|
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Basra- wrote:In a legit way? I dont want to go to hell, at the same time i DONT want to live--any suggestions? :|
eat as many hambugers , fried chicken , cakes as you can


you will get cardio-vascular illness .. and your heart will stop beating eventually ;)
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Pls dont kill urself, u are number ONE faithful loyal costumer at our KFC shop
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks for the laugh.
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Give me your address, I'll have all the fastfood joints within a 10 mile radius of your house shut down for 24 hours.
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Basra- wrote:In a legit way? I dont want to go to hell, at the same time i DONT want to live--any suggestions? :|

Adeer, very simple, take a mirror and look at your face that should do it . :up:
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How cute. :roll: :roll:
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Basra- wrote:In a legit way? I dont want to go to hell, at the same time i DONT want to live--any suggestions? :|
-take a trip to somalia
-hire someone to kill you
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It can't be that bad being a single mother... raise your kids and be happy
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Basra- wrote:In a legit way? I dont want to go to hell, at the same time i DONT want to live--any suggestions? :|

Basra; Why do you want to kill yourself, life is too short anyway, wait long enough and you will die. Ride Motorcycle and you will die sooner. Go back to Somalia and you definitely get killed. Not to mention all the terminal diseases you could contract as normal course of you life; cancer will do you fast, I preferred heart attack if have to go..Tomorrow is another day that has its own surprises, wait for it
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Waxaad cabtaa Dhiradhabato. Haddii aad Dhirabato meel laga helo garanaysaan, fadlan usoo gudbiya Basra si ay isu disho :lol:

Oo aan ku su'aale maxaa kugu kalifay inaad is disho? If you're serious enough to kill yourself, it is Cirwaaq (aka g........) to blame. She has been delivering out to you some heavy bunches that I wanted at some point to be in the middle to save your butt but I opted out to ensure I don't get in the middle between two ladies. :lol: I can only say Cirwaaq was bunching you heavily and all you did was an obsession on my reerka :lol: . That was uncalled for but I suggest you need to get into Mohamed Ali Clay mood when you are fighting with Cirwaaq and throw back some much needed fists. You can't simply say Cirwaaq is reer hebel and throw some laughter as if you are talking to yourself. You need to hit the gym, do some pushups, lift those weighs, and make sure you let every one know you are serious in bussiness. By the time you get out of that gym, a warning should be issued to all in the forum that Basra has developed much needed muscles to throw any one who comes in her way to his/her place. :lol: All we are waiting for is Cirwaaq (aka g........) and Basra boxing match again if Cirwaaq aka (g........) won't leave Basra alone!

Or guess what, you can move back to Florida and your "old" man is waiting for you where you will love back life again and all of this worldly pressures will relieved from you. You can be sure Cirwaaq (aka g........) won't bother you again if you come back to that "old" man's territory. :lol:
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LoL Udun

There were days gone by when qabiil was never an issue, Basra being a western bred brat who had no knowledge of qabiils Married the first guy who was compatible with her. She only discovered he was Dhulo after they had their first child. The world of somalis has since become consumed with qabiilism and she found her self exercising qabilism at home. Her man remarried and Basra shares him with an ex-Enron employee who is mJ. Her constant opssession with dhulos is purely due to the fact she is raising a child that is a Dhulo Darwish who will one day be abusing her Habar Awal people.

Udun perhabs you will take her hand in marriage if you wish to safe her from ending her micerable life?
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who can give the ticket to get in paradise? the world there is a lot of problems like poor and luck of a beautiful life.so i can take my life if you telling me i will get 99 virgin girls and a beautiful life.but please how how can you alive and do your thing while iam gone?
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Cirwaaq wrote:LoL Udun

There were days gone by when qabiil was never an issue, Basra being a western bred brat who had no knowledge of qabiils Married the first guy who was compatible with her. She only discovered he was Dhulo after they had their first child. The world of somalis has since become consumed with qabiilism and she found her self exercising qabilism at home. Her man remarried and Basra shares him with an ex-Enron employee who is mJ. Her constant opssession with dhulos is purely due to the fact she is raising a child that is a Dhulo Darwish who will one day be abusing her Habar Awal people.

Udun perhabs you will take her hand in marriage if you wish to safe her from ending her micerable life?
Nope, that child will not be abusing his reer abti HA. Those days are gone by as it looks like but I know you are joking when you said it.

I will do any thing to help Basra. Oops, polygamy is disallowed in the USA. let me try to do a research in Utah. People state you can actually do in that mormon held territory even tough the whole mormon faith is anti African and see us as monkeys. But wait a minute, Basra states she is married to a MX brother. Oh, is Basra is mixing Dhullos and MX? Ok she can. Not sure why she is mixing things up. She won't even admit back in the Florida days when we were both new Flight 13 and met and used to be "friends". Back in those days, Basra was not obese and not sure how people come up this obese charges. Oops, she stated she is only 19 and could not be around in FLA in those days . I don't know if we are talking abt different Basra. Any how, I will do any thing to help Basra. She definitely has so much humour left in her but somehow she does not use it for the right reasons. Believe it or not, I used to search Basra's comments from the rest of the forum to get those fun stuff. I used to have a daily requirement to read her comments and even used to PM her to come up those daily jokes.

I want Basra to get back those daily jokes and throw them in the forum and I need you Cirwaaq (aka g....) :lol: leave the lady alone for a while. Fair enough?
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