The Curmudgeon Speaks
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:30 pm
Name: Kibir Sanka U Saaran
Job: Archivist
Dating Status: Unfaithfully married.
Favourite Book: Foolish is the man who confines his love to one. As well try to limit your passions to a single beauty. Man is a creature so constructed that he must dip his bucket into many currents. The monagamist in all such things wars against human nature. Too many books, too many babes, too many sperm cells.
Political Affiliation: None stupid. Ideology is just a systematic way of misunderstanding the world.
Formative Experience: On one infernally hot evening when I had a good dinner under my belt washed down with a bottle of the finest Xamar whiskey to ever water mortal lips, I slipped on my napkin and struck my head against the dining table. In a deep state of unconsciousness I saw my ghost glide across the majestic currents of time capturing my life in episodic snapshots. In one disturbing scene I glimpsed my wife Brandy furiously copulating with a bald man. Since then, I've drank nothing but brandy.
Hobbies: Scuba diving. Time was when I suffered a near fatal encounter after drawing too close to an electric ray. The current which passed through me was so powerful that I hymned like an operatic swan of indeterminate gender. I recommend it.
What Occasions Your Visit: In a conversation about geopolitics a German colleague, unaware of my ethnicity, ventured some remark which drew a moral equivalence between Somalis and neolithic men. Anxious, I invited her out for dinner to debate and expand the frontiers of her knowledge. What followed was a predictably heated and passionate coupling. I don't know what happend to the debate.
Qabil: Steady waraa, that's a delicate question.
Job: Archivist
Dating Status: Unfaithfully married.
Favourite Book: Foolish is the man who confines his love to one. As well try to limit your passions to a single beauty. Man is a creature so constructed that he must dip his bucket into many currents. The monagamist in all such things wars against human nature. Too many books, too many babes, too many sperm cells.
Political Affiliation: None stupid. Ideology is just a systematic way of misunderstanding the world.
Formative Experience: On one infernally hot evening when I had a good dinner under my belt washed down with a bottle of the finest Xamar whiskey to ever water mortal lips, I slipped on my napkin and struck my head against the dining table. In a deep state of unconsciousness I saw my ghost glide across the majestic currents of time capturing my life in episodic snapshots. In one disturbing scene I glimpsed my wife Brandy furiously copulating with a bald man. Since then, I've drank nothing but brandy.
Hobbies: Scuba diving. Time was when I suffered a near fatal encounter after drawing too close to an electric ray. The current which passed through me was so powerful that I hymned like an operatic swan of indeterminate gender. I recommend it.
What Occasions Your Visit: In a conversation about geopolitics a German colleague, unaware of my ethnicity, ventured some remark which drew a moral equivalence between Somalis and neolithic men. Anxious, I invited her out for dinner to debate and expand the frontiers of her knowledge. What followed was a predictably heated and passionate coupling. I don't know what happend to the debate.
Qabil: Steady waraa, that's a delicate question.