
Are you Muslim? angry at the treatment of fellow Muslims by the filthy kuffar,
disillusioned? Confused? need validation?
Then Al-shabaab is looking to recruit young over-zealous Muslims for a jihad against the oppressors of Muslims. (we occasionally take part in gruesome, fun-filled killing binges, against our own people.)
Experience: None
Reward: 70 young virgins (on a die now, enjoy later basis)
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