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Are you Muslim? angry at the treatment of fellow Muslims by the filthy kuffar,

disillusioned? Confused? need validation?

Then Al-shabaab is looking to recruit young over-zealous Muslims for a jihad against the oppressors of Muslims. (we occasionally take part in gruesome, fun-filled killing binges, against our own people.)

Experience: None

Reward: 70 young virgins (on a die now, enjoy later basis)

Join our nationwide recruiters

waxaan ka yabay kabaha sandalka markasta gashanyahiin

btw some white guy came to sit next to me as I open this link with the word Alshabaab needs you, he looked at me once and left the room

moshakis_nl wrote:DOQON since when amsom killer are muslim ?

I bear witness that this is an insult against Islam

Perfect_Order wrote:
btw some white guy came to sit next to me as I open this link with the word Alshabaab needs you, he looked at me once and left the room

If you are on public transport! get off now!

RuralMan08 wrote:I bear witness that this is an insult against Islam

Says the shia grave robber

marcassmith wrote:

Perfect_Order wrote:
btw some white guy came to sit next to me as I open this link with the word Alshabaab needs you, he looked at me once and left the room

If you are on public transport! get off now!

Worse I'm in a room in the basement of a hotel!

marcassmith wrote: Says the shia grave robber

what grave did i rob?

Is this supposed to be funny?

grandpakhalif wrote:Is this supposed to be funny?

i dont understand this flawed reasoning of alshabab: blow muslims up , you get 72 virgins.

i would say 72 hell dogs biting you to death

grandpakhalif wrote:Is this supposed to be funny?

join al shabab you get
new clothes

Jamac_Yare wrote:

grandpakhalif wrote:Is this supposed to be funny?

join al shabab you get
new clothes

Can you leave me alone sxb? Your becoming obssessed with me.

mocking the deen has become the pastime of somalinet