OK, first of all, let me categorically state i adore this man. He is utterly adorable, dolly-like loveable and insanely delicious. His Martin Luther King Rally cracks me up!!!!!
This chubby little sissy deliciousness makes me just wabt to laugh out loud without control. New york times article back in 2009 titled their debut article on Beck quite aptly---
"Apocalyptic, Tearful Rising Star". The New York Times. ..."
And to top off this comedy---Al shapton makes his own rally--outragedly, furirously bad hair styled, almost a Sir Lug look-alike (in my imagination of course), indignantly malignant--about His beloved Martin Luther King name used in vain.
Walaahi i would love to have Beck as a dinner guest so i can dis-intergret his brain into pieces. I want to understand the man beneath this sissified, tearful chubby exterior. This idiot who once almost got beat up in live TV by the aesthetically challenged Whoopi Goldberge on the view show when she faced him on allegations that he talked behind her back. Her murmered his way into almost teaful nirvana!
The irony of all this shennanigans is that--first of all, the gaul of 100 thousand of angry white hilly billies showing up in the rally,(and of course a few good black faces who were probably convinced it was an excorcism of King more than a red neck rally), second, the gaul of Beck using the memory of Martin Luther king in vain, desacrating it into pieces and also---removing the frebbie privileged that black people have in owning the name of Martin Luther king exclusively.
In conclusion--- i hereby declare Glen Beck as the most adorable creature in the 21st century history!


