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GLEN BECK.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



OK, first of all, let me categorically state i adore this man. He is utterly adorable, dolly-like loveable and insanely delicious. His Martin Luther King Rally cracks me up!!!!! :lol: :lol:

This chubby little sissy deliciousness makes me just wabt to laugh out loud without control. New york times article back in 2009 titled their debut article on Beck quite aptly---


"Apocalyptic, Tearful Rising Star". The New York Times. ..."



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



And to top off this comedy---Al shapton makes his own rally--outragedly, furirously bad hair styled, almost a Sir Lug look-alike (in my imagination of course), indignantly malignant--about His beloved Martin Luther King name used in vain. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



Walaahi i would love to have Beck as a dinner guest so i can dis-intergret his brain into pieces. I want to understand the man beneath this sissified, tearful chubby exterior. This idiot who once almost got beat up in live TV by the aesthetically challenged Whoopi Goldberge on the view show when she faced him on allegations that he talked behind her back. Her murmered his way into almost teaful nirvana! :clap: :clap: :clap:



The irony of all this shennanigans is that--first of all, the gaul of 100 thousand of angry white hilly billies showing up in the rally,(and of course a few good black faces who were probably convinced it was an excorcism of King more than a red neck rally), second, the gaul of Beck using the memory of Martin Luther king in vain, desacrating it into pieces and also---removing the frebbie privileged that black people have in owning the name of Martin Luther king exclusively. :clap: Third---for the first time, the white people see themselves as victims. A complete and utter change of roles. Beck in his rally speech kept on saying---"We----We want our country back" (who are the WE begs the obvious quetion) ....and in which pursuint to such results was a diatreb of disgust from the liberal talk show heads, and praise and gospel in the fox channel. :clap: :clap:


In conclusion--- i hereby declare Glen Beck as the most adorable creature in the 21st century history! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Re: GLEN BECK.

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I love Glen Beck (BROMANCE) :D

I think he is by far, one of the fewest REALEST guys on the planet. The guy is a f-king hysterically intelligent ! :up:
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He's a recovering alcaholic, who's an imbecil
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This is the guy that asked Rep. Keith Ellison if he is working for the enemy. :lol: :lol:
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Both Beck & Palin did a great job yesterday :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

There was also a family member of MLK there :clap: :clap:
GOP is coming yo
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Shirib wrote:He's a recovering alcaholic, who's an imbecil
Imbecility can sometimes be ingenuity, and ingenuity leads to a good day of laughter. ;)
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Re: GLEN BECK.

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He made a fool of himself.... :down:
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sarman wrote:He made a fool of himself.... :down:
in what way???
Glen Beck doesn't play around, he says what he means sweetie :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Re: GLEN BECK.

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I always knew we had a lots of fools in this nation, but never knew Basra buraneey was xayawan. I adore him kuteh belo calool buran.
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Re: GLEN BECK.

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Newhargeisagirl wrote:
sarman wrote:He made a fool of himself.... :down:
in what way???
Glen Beck doesn't play around, he says what he means sweetie :clap: :clap: :clap:
Amen !
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Re: GLEN BECK.

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Newhargeisagirl wrote:
sarman wrote:He made a fool of himself.... :down:
in what way???
Glen Beck doesn't play around, he says what he means sweetie :clap: :clap: :clap:
:? The message was confusing to say the least.....was it a political rally or a religious one...? :down:
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Re: GLEN BECK.

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Beck Finally comes for Dinner at Basra's humble aboard. :clap:


Basra: Thank you for coming, Mr. Beck. I am a huge fan. :D


Beck: Well, it is my christian pleasure to attend. I think i can safely say i have not eaten in any black house before. What are you serving?


Basra: Cough Cough. Actually Mr..Beck, we are not black. I am Somali. Its a small Island in the horn of Africa.


Beck: My apologies Madam. I am extremely, extremely sorry for the blander. :cry:


Basra: Ok. Ok . OK Beck, please dont cry. Thank you. :)


Beck: Wipes off tears.


Basra: So, Beck--tell me --about yourself. Where did you grow up. What is your relationship with your daddy or parents.


Beck: Thinks for a while. He gazes at the roof and disappears in thought.


Basra: Beck. Beck. Haaji..Beck...come back to earth . Are you alright?

Beck: Oh am sorry. You took me back to my childhood. :cry:


Basra: Beck. tafadhaal---oopss i almost spoke in aaf somali. My apology dear. So Beck----(Basra reading paper next to her)

I understand you went to all boy privare catholic school at the tender age of 12....according to Wikipedia it states:

"Beck was raised as a Roman Catholic and attended private Immaculate Conception Catholic School in Mount Vernon. At age 13, he won a contest that landed him his first broadcast job as a disc-jockey for his hometown radio station, KBRC.[11"


Beck---Who fondled you? Who has molested you and caused you to be sensitive and have weight issues?



Beck: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Re: GLEN BECK.

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You made this THREAD, approximately 33 minutes ago. I'm assuming that it took you 33 minutes, to create such a not-creative script. :lol:

Nice..Miss. Iraq 2011. :up:
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Re: GLEN BECK.

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KOW@lolol walaahi oo bilaahi i was gone for a while. I just logged in saw your comments and made a quick comedy. Come on--all that know me here--know i can make comedy within minutes. Its not big deal for me. And fcuk -it is funny! Come on! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Re: GLEN BECK.

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John Stewart will have loads of new satire :D :up:
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