My meeting with an Irish man

[RuralMan08]

As I was walking casually in the streets, I was approached by an Irishman, he looked like a rough man living and survivng off the streets, living part time in his trailer park. The look of warmth and hostility in the man looked all too evident. He came to me and said in his thick Irish accent, "You have some very nice shoes there..." I was flattered and said thank you Mr O'Reilly. He said: "I have a good deal that you cant refuse." I looked in amazement, expecting a shamrock for 25 pence. He said to me: "Ill fight you for your shoes."

Then I laughed like I never laughed before and I said to him, "WHy the HELL would I fight for my own mofuckin shoes. He looked back at me and said "Ahh your a good Somalian cunt you are! I like ya!" This was an awkaward moment, it felt that the silence was all too noticeable as I turned my back towards him looking to leave he said: "So are you from Somaliland or Somalia".

I was like WTF

NOT to be continued

[Mzbeautifull]

Irish accent is HAWT

is this story real .. or .. made up ?

[qoraxeey]

lol

[Cumar-Labasuul]

[1-Londoner]

Probably a drunkard...

[RuralMan08]

Cumar & MzB

This story is as REAL as ISRAEL

[ToughGong]

Rural did you know the British called the Somalis the Irish of Africa.

PS how did you know his name if he just came up to you

[RuralMan08]

Rural did you know the British called the Somalis the Irish of Africa.

Yes he even invited me to the Irish Marfash i.e The Pub of St Patricks

[SultanOrder]

wtf

[RuralMan08]

wtf

I dont know which one was more audacious, him fighting me for my shoes or asking me am I from Somaliland or Somalia

Simulataneous naxdin baa igu dhacay

[TheLoFather]

Cumar & MzB

This story is as REAL as ISRAEL

WHERE HAVE YOU STOLE THAT QUOTE FROM?????

It has just killed off your credibility!

[RuralMan08]

WHERE HAVE YOU STOLE THAT QUOTE FROM?????

It has just killed off your credibility!

I didnt steal it, I just borrowed it from you

[TheLoFather]

[RuralMan08]

I eve remember the time and place you made that quote!

[BlackVelvet]

Irish The Irish built the railway in England and the East Coast of America, their accent is lovely and they have a killer sense of humour. If only they didn't drink so much