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Types of Somali Men and Women

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Men

1. The relgious Type - has ambitious of dying a martyr, but is so recovered from the battle fields. Indulgences in local mosque talks; though often questioning the validity of the words of the sheikh, compares ideas with friends of similar type. Has visited extremist website at least once. Has taken part in demonstrations against groups seeking to attack Muslims. Rather educated, possibly an engineering/ science graduate. Has a linear way of thinking. Has very high principles. Examples include: Grandpakhalif, Shirib, Hyperactive and GaajoUnit

2. The Educated Type - 'Mr I Am All That' but is living in delusion of nothingness, like his female counterpart, is a practising self-hater. Very Somali in nature, has all the tendencies but is too busy condemning 'his people'. Very removed from Somali society in general. Thinks dating a white chick is the equivalent of moving up the social hierarchy. Very empty inside, very judgemental, very ignorant but usually considered successful by the society in which he lives in. Examples include: FAH1223, Twisted Logic, Voltage and Sadeboi

3. The Faraax Type The most despised of the men. Reminds all people of what they ‘should be’, but didn’t not become. Commands respect in the community due to eloquence of Somali. Has the potential to succeed through his tough attitude but is lazy not by choice but due to lack of opportunites. Regularly chew khat. Good with the ladies. In some cases, still awaiting citizenship. :shock:
Examples include: Examples include: Emperior,Abdiwahab, Executive and possibly Ironm@n

Women

1. The Religious Type - too busy chasing reverts, going to Islamic lectures circuits, has fundamental issues with the religion but too busy pretending to be good. works very hard to learn about Islam. Has abnormally high number of non-Somali Ikhwani female friends. usually from from Arabia and Indian-subcontinent and reverted sisters. Suppresses all forms of desires. Very judgemental. Examples include: Enlightened sista and Westlondonshorty

2. The Educated Type - too busy celebrating her own greatest but is very insecure deep down. Never shows weakness, willing to try different experiences but is not out of conviction but appeasing 'others' - usually work colleague or school friends. Thinks other Somali men are inferior to her but knows she will end up marrying one of them. lol. :mrgreen: Examples include: Blackvelvet and Alluring

3. Xalimo Type - goes on paltalk, has limited gasps of English, doesn’t work, and claims benefits. Waiting to get married. Enjoys watching weddings videos and comments on the dress sense of other people. Examples include: Kambuli and Helwaa

Basra - currently undiagnosed ;)

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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E-Sista religious? loooooooooooooooooooooooool thanks for the laugh :lol: :up:
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3. The Faraax Type The most despised of the men. Reminds all people of what they ‘should be’, but didn’t not become. Commands respect in the community due to eloquence of Somali. Has the potential to succeed through his tough attitude but is lazy not by choice but due to lack of opportunites. Regularly chew khat. Good with the ladies. In some cases, still awaiting citizenship. :shock:
Examples include: Examples include: Emperior,Abdiwahab, Executive and possibly Ironm@n
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Basra -diagnosed as delusional type She has a fixed belief that is either false, fanciful, or derived from deception. In psychiatry, it is defined to be a belief that is pathological (the result of an illness or illness process) and is held despite evidence to the contrary. As a pathology, it is distinct from a belief based on false or incomplete information, dogma, stupidity, apperception, illusion, or other effects of perception.
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grandpakhaliif guy is not religious, its just that alshabaab has taken over his tuulo, so he is tryin to fit in :lol: :lol:
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seemeyer wrote:Basra -diagnosed as delusional type She has a fixed belief that is either false, fanciful, or derived from deception. In psychiatry, it is defined to be a belief that is pathological (the result of an illness or illness process) and is held despite evidence to the contrary. As a pathology, it is distinct from a belief based on false or incomplete information, dogma, stupidity, apperception, illusion, or other effects of perception.
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

I can only think of Basra as an entity. It is beyond our mere human comprehension. :D
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Ismahan123 wrote:E-Sista religious? loooooooooooooooooooooooool thanks for the laugh :lol: :up:
Perhaps I am mistaken?? There are not many Islamic sisters on this site. :shock:
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Timo_Case wrote:grandpakhaliif guy is not religious, its just that alshabaab has taken over his tuulo, so he is tryin to fit in :lol: :lol:
What will he do when the Alshabab are ousted? :mrgreen:
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Ismahan123 wrote:E-Sista religious? loooooooooooooooooooooooool thanks for the laugh :lol: :up:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I'm not really that religious, I wish I was, ii soo ducaay

and why do u connect being religious and being an extremist with each other?
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Shirib, do you agree with your categorisation? :?
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I'm not all that religious, but insha'allah i'll get there

But I don't agree with what a religious person entails, or educated, or Farah for that matter
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Shirib wrote:I'm not really that religious, I wish I was, ii soo ducaay

and why do u connect being religious and being an extremist with each other?
Those who hold deep held convictions are the minority in the Islamic religion. Over-zealous and seef-labood people are inherently more capable of intolerance and causing mischief.
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But can you answer my previous question of why you associate being religous and being an extremist with each other?
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Paltalk?benefits? Waiting to get married?..thanx for the insults.

You're are the one who make 10 nicks everyday and reply to urself..take a good look of urself before you judge others.

Inanka yar ee aad dhali kartid baa ka maskax badan oo ka akhlaaq wanaagsan..try to learn somthing from him huuno.I think you know him...let me remind you of somthing he said to you...MA ISKU YAHYAHDEY HADA?

Intaad dumar aanad waxba ogeyn kolba afka ku soo taageysid orodo wax munaafacd leh ka hadal oo waqtigaaga ku lumi wax aakhiro ka anfaca oo naarta jahanama ka xijaaba.

As for my english, i know it sucks but who cares..ma afkeygiiiba horta.
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Shirib wrote:I'm not all that religious, but insha'allah i'll get there

But I don't agree with what a religious person entails, or educated, or Farah for that matter
Peoples iman levels fluctuate all the time. I don't really agree with the statement ''I am not all that religious''. Although, its preferable to be knowledgeable in Islam, I think good moral conduct is just as important. So often, people measure their iman by standards which are not achievable - a very high threshold. Islam is a way of life. Its a marathon.
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