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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL WHY do they crack me up so much? Why do i connect with them in a deep, deep, deep level????




I am watching this dvd-- the cambridges--about four very british spies--young college guys---so one of the college guy--the shorter and smarter one is a homosexual--so he does the recruiting of the spies, and strikes up a conversation. The guy asks the shorter homo guy why has he been checking him out, given his reputations. The gay dude--plays with him and asks if that is a question or a statement or if he hasnt made up his mind. lool Then the homo guy tells the other guy who is an absolute STRAIGHT man........in a polite way....



Str8 guy : Aaaahhh u havent answered my question. Why have u been checking me out and following me?

gay guy : U see that guy? (pointing to a rather wavy haired handsome college student)

Str8 : what about him? (blank face)

gay guy : Isnt he beautiful?

str8 : i beg your pardon?

gay guy : his name is Julio Bell-- he is beautiful isnt he>?> He frightens me because he brights so well. Burns my heart.


(at this point the str8 guy is really afraid and his politeness is running out)


Str8 : aaah i am sorry i have to tell u something.....


gay guy : yes , tell me....i am listening


str8 : i ......i am ....NOT.....


gay guy : not what?


str8 ... : a a homosexual.


gay guy : with three women in your room in one week--- and last night with a jew woman--- i know u are not homosexual dear.


str8 : oh thank you.

For centuries unfortunate individuals of sub-par intellect were forced to fulfil the role of thevillage idiot (Basra) for the amusement and gratification of others.However, with the Industrial Revolution and the rapid growth in population that it triggered, the role took on much greater importance. The urbanization of people saw to it that the role of the village idiot(Basra) required a much lower level of stupidity for true success to be found, meaning that only the dregs of the dregs (Basra) could sink to the bottom.

i rather be a village idiot than an athiest fat lesbian dhulbahante idiot.