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There is this Somali guy who lives in Columbus, Ohio and if he hears you saying "Utah", he will throw any thing at you. I mean if that is even a hot coffee or tea. Here is the how the story goes:

Wiilku gabadh buu la sheekaysan jirey waxayna deganayd Utah waxayna sheekadu kusoo dhamaatay guur. Lacag $50,000 oo dollar kor u dhaaftay buu u diray oo ay guri iyo aroosba lagu diyaarinayey. Well, guess what mid yar oo lasii qaaday baa hoosta kaga nabnaa gabadha oo malaha halkaas hawshiisa ka watey

Todobaadkii (week) uu aadi lahaa Salt Lake City, Utah baa waxaa loo sheegay in gabadhii weekendkii dhowayd la mehersaday. Muraara dilaacii buu truckgiisii gidaar jiidhsiiyey oo halkaasuu truckgiisiina ku waayey.

Gabadhii baa loo tegey oo lagu yidhi naa maxaad ninka sidaa ugu gashay? Waxay ku andacootey wiilku gowsaha danbe ma laha This has become adding an insult to the injury.

Ninkii hadda haddii uu kaa maqlo Utah, wuxuu hayo buu kugu soo tuurayaa oo kugu dhufanayaa. Maalin anigoo war maqabto ah baan agtiisa soo fadhiistay oo shaah dalbadey. Mid i arkayey inaan agtiisa fadhiyo baa telephone iisoo direy oo igu yidhi waar Udun wax Utah aadaya ma haysaa? Waxaan ku idhi maya anigu uma socdo Utah. Wuxuu igu celiyey waxaan maqlay waxaad aadaysaa Utah. Anigu ilaa nin war maqabto ah baan ahaye waxaan kor u idhi waar anigu Utah tegi maayo Dee maxaa ka danbeeyey koob Orange juice oo uu haystay buu ooda igaga soo qaadey. Waxaan idhi waar miyuu waashay? Wixii maqaaxida joogey baa qosol jaanta rogey waxaan arkay ninkii oo laba dible loo hayo oo waxa afkiisa ka baxaya aadan malayn Karin. Anigu waan iska kacay oo waxaaan u qaatey inuu waashey.

Markaan dibeda u baxay baan waxaan arkay kuwo meel kale ka qoslaya oo aniga igu qoslaya. Waan daniyey oo waxaan is idhi ma setup baa. Waxay ii sheegeen inay aniga I biimeynayeen

WARNING! If you come to Columbus, Ohio and you are in Somali restaurants and little malls located on Cleveland Avenue and Morse Rd, avoid mentioning Utah; otherwise, that brother will attack you like you could not imagine

The lack of jaws as mentioned by the lady was also too fu There is this Somali guy who lives in Columbus, Ohio and if he hears you saying "Utah", he will throw any thing at you. I mean if that is even a hot coffee or tea. Here is the how the story goes:

Wiilku gabadh buu la sheekaysan jirey waxayna deganayd Utah waxayna sheekadu kusoo dhamaatay guur. Lacag $50,000 oo dollar kor u dhaaftay buu u diray oo ay guri iyo aroosba lagu diyaarinayey. Well, guess what mid yar oo lasii qaaday baa hoosta kaga nabnaa gabdha oo malaha halkaas hawshiisa ka watey

Todobaadkii (week) uu aadi lahaa Salt Lake City, Utah baa waxaa loo sheegay in gabadhii weekendkii dhowayd la mehersaday. Muraara dilaacii buu truckgiisii gidaar jiidhsiiyey oo halkaasuu truckgiisiina ku waayey.

Gabadhii baa loo tegey oo lagu yidhi naa maxaad ninka sidaa ugu gashay? Waxay ku andacootey wiilku gowsaha danbe ma laha This has become adding an insult to the injury.

Ninkii hadda haddii uu kaa maqlo Utah, wuxuu hayo buu kugu soo tuurayaa oo kugu dhufanayaa. Maalin anigoo war maqabto ah baan agtiisa soo fadhiistay oo shaah dalbadey. Mid i arkayey inaan agtiisa fadhiyo baa telephone iisoo direy oo igu yidhi waar Udun wax Utah aadaya ma haysaa? Waxaan ku idhi maya anigu uma socdo Utah. Wixii igu celiyey waxaan maqlay waxaad aadaysaa Utah. Anigu ilaa nin war maqabto ah baan ahaye waxaan kor u idhi waar anigu Utah tegi maayo Dee maxaa ka danbeeyey koob Orange juice oo uu haystay buu ooda igaga soo qaadey. Waxaan idhi waar miyuu waashay? Wixii maqaaxida joogey baa qosol jaanta rogey waxaan arkay ninkii oo laba dible loo hayo oo waxa afkiisa ka baxaya aadan malayn Karin. Anigu waan iska kacay oo waxaaan u qaatey inuu waashey.

Markaan dibeda taagnaa baan waxaan arkay kuwo meel kale ka qoslaya oo aniga igu qoslaya. Waan daniyey oo waxaan is idhi ma setup baa. Waxay ii sheegeen inay aniga i biimeynayeen

WARNING! If you come to Columbus, Ohio and you are in Somali restaurants and little malls located on Cleveland Avenue and Morse Rd, avoid mentioning Utah; otherwise, that brother will attack you like you could not imagine

The lack of jaws as mentioned by the lady was also too funny : lol: but she could be also making it up.

OO gawsaha dambe dad baaba ogaam looga saaraaye Yaab badana adduunku...

Hal tuuga ayey ahayd Tuugo fowqal tuugo

Sister Kambuli,

What is funny and also weird is the guy attacking any body that states Utah. I mean he would throw any thing at you if you mention Utah

I know this guy who went to DJibouti back in the 1940s and tried to eat a fish. Some of the bones of the fish went to his throat wrongly and the experiences that he has had was so painful that he doesn't dare tolerating "kaluun" if you say that near him This fella in Ohio attacking any body who states Utah reminds me that guy.

What she mentioned was he did not have jaws at all.

wey ka raaysi.

C'mon dude you just made that up! No one can be THAT naive.

how you gonna let a man throw juice all over you and do nothing
fuking flower

The psychology of internet posting.

I would have written a thesis about it if I was majoring in Psychology. It seems there is a tendency for users to oppose whatever you write just for the heck of it, if you say alshabaab evil, they will tell you F* this and F* that and vice versa.

It seems people have various opinions depending on what mood they are in when replying, and for some it is much easier to insult and rant than write something meaningful.

Add in the somali concepts of "kaftan" and "qabyaalad" and you have SNET.

Jamac_Yare wrote:how you gonna let a man throw juice all over you and do nothing
fuking flower

Just go idiot. You don't belong normal discussion. Btw, it is easy to be internet warrior like you but I think in the real world you are the pu... that you stated. Go f--- yourself.

xoogSADE14 wrote:C'mon dude you just made that up! No one can be THAT naive.

Xoogsade,

It is not a lie that I have made up. It did actually occur in Columbus and it is real that he doesn't want to hear any thing about Utah. Btw, what I would gain by telling a lie.

Talo alle udaa wrote:The psychology of internet posting.

I would have written a thesis about it if I was majoring in Psychology. It seems there is a tendency for users to oppose whatever you write just for the heck of it, if you say alshabaab evil, they will tell you F* this and F* that and vice versa.

It seems people have various opinions depending on what mood they are in when replying, and for some it is much easier to insult and rant than write something meaningful.

Add in the somali concepts of "kaftan" and "qabyaalad" and you have SNET.

I agreed with you bro For some insults is what they are capable of.

udun wrote:

Jamac_Yare wrote:how you gonna let a man throw juice all over you and do nothing
fuking flower

Just go idiot. You don't belong normal discussion. Btw, it is easy to be internet warrior like you but I think in the real world you are the pu... that you stated. Go f--- yourself.

waar your the f-king nacas flower dude pours juice all over you and all you do is run home and post a story about it to make yourself feel a bit better

Jamac_Yare wrote:

udun wrote:

Jamac_Yare wrote:how you gonna let a man throw juice all over you and do nothing
fuking flower

Just go idiot. You don't belong normal discussion. Btw, it is easy to be internet warrior like you but I think in the real world you are the pu... that you stated. Go f--- yourself.

waar your the f-king nacas flower dude pours juice all over you and all you do is run home and post a story about it to make yourself feel a bit better

Waar orod caruur baad tahaye nacnacda meelahaas la aad. Btw, I got no satisfaction by fighting emotionally challenged people. I wish I saw you in real life so you could see whether I fit your description. Orod meelahaas ku matag oo ka caytan ciyaal suuq baad tahaye.

Years ago in my neck of the woods,there use to be this white guy that would throw what ever was in his hand including money.If antbody aked him "How's your wife".Apparently she run off with a black guy and took his children with him,poor bastard lost it after that

^Seemeyer, he was almost close to being an OJ Simpson to every one

^
Yeah
As kids we'd wait by for him by the local shops and shout "where's your wife " and then pick up the change