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Acuudubilahi Mina Sheeydaani Rajeem

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Imagine being stuck in a night mare for like 8 hours and u cant wake up due to sleep paralysis and u try to read the quran but u cant remember not even one ayat let alone surat. Imagine u wake up with stomach ache and ur sweating and having hard time remember even where the bathroom is :shock:

You ever have that feeling u were visited by shaydaan?
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Too much of that good stuff Advo.... :?
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memorize ayat kursi next time that will send them away
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I always use to hear that it isn't allowed for a guy to sleep on his stomach because sheydaan will sodomize you. So the fact that the guy had a stomach ache, i think the shaydaan went rampage on him :lol:
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siren, u might be onto something walle.

garoowe, will definitely do

Abdalla my rectum feels fine though, I dont think shaydaan sodomized or had his way with me yet.

Anywho the nightmare was about people that lived below us doing sixir on me, making me blind and cripple etc, the way they did that was they collected dna via thier bathroom when ever I was showering.

weird ass sh!t
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:lol:
Advo with little moderation, you'll be good saxib... :up:
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Advo,

Try to recite the whole Quran in your house, if you can't do by yourself you can always let the CD run..Specially do Sura Albaqra :up:
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Advo wrote:Imagine being stuck in a night mare for like 8 hours and u cant wake up due to sleep paralysis and u try to read the quran but u cant remember not even one ayat let alone surat. Imagine u wake up with stomach ache and ur sweating and having hard time remember even where the bathroom is :shock:

You ever have that feeling u were visited by shaydaan?
Sleep paralysis happens to me all the time. I can see everything around me but I cant move an inch nor can I speak plus you feel like a heavy (evil) presence has sat on your chest. I heard its a Shaydaan named khanzab who likes to disturb people in their sleep. :lol:

Trust me, we have sour relations now, khanzab and me are not on goood terms :down:
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siren wrote:Too much of that good stuff Advo.... :?
:lol: :lol:
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RuralMan08 wrote:
Advo wrote:Imagine being stuck in a night mare for like 8 hours and u cant wake up due to sleep paralysis and u try to read the quran but u cant remember not even one ayat let alone surat. Imagine u wake up with stomach ache and ur sweating and having hard time remember even where the bathroom is :shock:

You ever have that feeling u were visited by shaydaan?
Sleep paralysis happens to me all the time. I can see everything around me but I cant move an inch nor can I speak plus you feel like a heavy (evil) presence has sat on your chest. I heard its a Shaydaan named khanzab who likes to disturb people in their sleep. :lol:

Trust me, we have sour relations now, khanzab and me are not on goood terms :down:
omg me too :?
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advo sxb you should be honored if you met the elusive satan. Imagine the possibilities!
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Scary. :|

I always think that before I sleep I might never wake up again and so thats why I always recite Surut Al Nas, Falaq and Ikhlas. As well as Ayatul kursi, the du'ca before you sleep and then say Ashaadu an la ilaha illa'llah wa Ashadu anna Muhammadan Rasulu'llah. :up:
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Post by Cirwaaq »

To don't do enough cardio workout. Your body has become a vintage classic. The engine taking longer then normal to initialise.

Cure : 30mins jog 3 times a week.

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Advo

next time you wake up, spit to your left 3 times then read ...

"La ilaha illallahu wahdahu la sharika lahu, lahul-mulku, wa lahul-hamdu, wa Huwa `ala kulli shai'in Qadir"
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OliveOil wrote:
omg me too :?
Just remember Allah and try to say du'as and it will go away
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