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For my dream partner, or wife, wouldn't have been nice if she;

Hides for me perfumed notes of sweet poetry around the house, in my car, or office for me to find unexpectedly.

If she shows up at my office with a picnic basket for lunch on the floor.

Sends me sweets at work.

Could belly dance for me.

If she had a star named after me.

Sets up a site in her back yard (many, many acres) for a romantic "camping trip".

Cuts a flirty dvd and hides it under my pillow when she is away for a weekend.

Had a photo of me and my family redone as an oil portrait.

Dedicates a song to me on my local radio.

Flies me to Singapore for dinner and shopping.

kidnaps and blindfolds me and makes me stay in a local hotel suite with her for 24 hours. I won't press charges.

Calls me in the middle of the afternoon with a frantic voice telling me there's water gushing from the basement pipes and she doen't know where the shut-off valve is. When I hurry home, I find her in the basement, not under water but on top of a bear skin rug wearing a black lace teddy.

When I shower and fogs up the bathroom mirror, she writes on it "Wanna eff now?" (but you have to spell out the F word).

While a cd is playing "YOUR BODY'S A WONDERLAND", jumps in the shower when I don't expect her to. Makes sure to have a repeat of the song following the ending of the first one, to prolong it. ahem ahem. And be sure I don't have a heart problem.

Is that too much to wish for?

Awwwwwh, walle that's so sweet............ Except for the last 3, which should be kept as private thoughts, only to be shared with your spouse. Ceeb

Mochatanya naa heedhe do the brother a favour hook up with him. Pardon Moi Mowhawk Aka mr lonely I think you and mochatanya make a cute couple besides you both live in Australia ohh how bloody convenient. what do you say?. Dont mind me i am the catalyst trying to speed up things I wanna see lil Mochatanya.

Mohawk, you must really like suprises, Because a large portion of your list has something to do with hiding.

Oh please Cadeey Just because you live in New Zealand, do I try and hook you up with a sheep?

Mochatanya if you were here you would now have scored yourself an ugly cumur mahamood Thank allah the lord above you are not here. The majerteen here are aweful looking

[quote="Mowhawk"]

While a cd is playing "YOUR BODY'S A WONDERLAND.[/quote]

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HayaaaY!

[quote="Cadeey"]Mochatanya if you were here you would now have scored yourself an ugly cumur mahamood Thank allah the lord above you are not here. The majerteen here are aweful looking [/quote]

How can you call an entire clan 'awful looking'? Naa drop the dumb act and get a clue...

Mochatanya We are getting offended are we not so you are cumor mahamood

I'm not offended at all Cadeey, but quit acting dumb, it doesn't suit you. Be a sister in Islam and give Qabiil a rest for 1 minute.

Moch

I know sister, but I wrote that as a word document on my laptop, while travelling on the train, and eavesdropping a nice conversation between a newly-wed couple. Forget about Caddeey, I thought some-guy nicked you from England? Are you single?

Aka

"Mohawk, you must really like suprises, Because a large portion of your list has something to do with hiding."

Bro, who doesn't? Good surprises, yeah everybody likes that. Mate, hide and seek spices up most marriages. Imagine that you are blindfolded, and looking for the jackpot?

Caddeey

Do you know 1mansquad? He lives in your neck of the woods, and he is from the tribe that you like their blokes. Is he your guy? Which part of Somalia do you come from? Is Beletweyn your tribal land? Naayaa, don't bring qabiil talk to my illussory dream girl talk.

Where is Gedo-Girl when you need her? She is an all-rounder and could have helped dealing with Caddeey. I heard she changed her nick to get closer to Ina Baxar (mate, no pun intended), Lugooye is that true? oops what am I saying/asking?

Mowhawk waryaa majeerteen man I dont know onemansquad and I hope I never meet the demented thuggish dhulbahanto man. (Sorry abti) he is far from my type of a guy. I am still trying to figure out how one can write thuggish english while reciding in Nz.

How dare you ask Countess of beledweyne which part of Somalia she is from? The entire of Somali evolves around my city.

Who is Gedo-Girl? from the name I have pretty much figured she is a mareexaan. Oh me and her would get along like a house on fire
if she is bax xawaadle( a subtribe within the mareexaans). Bax xawaadle are the best looking subtribe among mareexaans. And how did I know that?

Mowhawk dont get upset about my qabil talk its part of ishbarashada I know you will end up with a mj lady a cumur mahamood precisely and she goes by the name of Mochatanya.

Mochatanya naa hedhe dee ii soo duceey I am obessed with my qabil. I might oneday get over it.




Cadeey
Countess of beledweyne

cadeey

Just out of curiousity what do you actually know about Qabiil ? looking forward to ur response.!

smooth I know quite alot about qabil what would you like to know? Dont ask me anything about haweya I have no relations with them other than xawaadle



smooth I know quite alot about qabil what would you like to know? Dont ask me anything about haweya I have no relations with them other than xawaadle

Actually lets start with your home town of galkacyo. Its divided into two parts North and East. Which is divided among haweya and Majeerteens,the part of MJ ayaa si fiican u dhisan maamul wanaagsana ka jiraa. The predominant majeerteen tribe there is cumur mahamood and you will also see fardihii gaalieris. yes reer bicidyahans are beautiful compared to cumur mahamood.

Cadeey,

"Dont ask me anything about haweya I have no relations with them other than xawaadle"

yes, you do

haweya hutu runs through your blood and that of every somali