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a must read story;alshabaab,sufis, and ethiopians

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some funny story I found :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

In a town in Somalia, the triumphant Shabab fighters managed to defeat the Ahlu Al Sunna militia and drive them out to retake the town for the second time.

An elderly mother hobbles into her house and starts calling out her children

“War Cabdo, Cumaro, Calo,Caashay soo baxa”

One of her sons asks “Hee hoyo, maxa dhacay?”

Mother: So wada baxa, Al Shabab ayaa magaalada qabsaday.

Son: O miyaan la dagaalamayna, hoyo?

Mother: Maya maya doqon yahoo. Soo bax oo caliinta so qaad.

Daughter: So taan caliinta qaadnay markay Ahlu El Sunna magaalda qabsadeen?

Mother: Naa Ahlu El Sunta waa laga badiyaay. Soo bax oo jilbaabka ha ilaawin.

The mother runs across the street whilst holding a green branch and dragging her four children behind her. She sees the crowds lining up on the side of the road and welcoming the conquering mujahedeen. She quickly surveys her children and notices that the boys have their scarves resting on their shoulders.

Mother: Balaayo! Why have you boys got your scarves on your shoulders like Ahlu El Sunta? Cover your faces now. Caashaay, adna cover your face.

The Shabab fighters troop past and the people start shouting and cheering for them. The mother waves her branch in the air with one hand and shakes her nearest child with another as she orders him to shout: Allahu Akbar!

A month later...

The same mother rushes into her house and starts shouting:

“War Cabdo, Cumaro, Calo, Caashaay soo baxa”

The children come out running and ask her what the problem is. She tells them that Al Shabab have been defeated and that Ahlu El Sunna had taken over the town. She sees her daughter trying to put her Burka on and starts shouting:

“Naa ha na dilin wax yahay waalan. Bahashan xun naga tuur oo masar yar madaxa saar”

The family run to the same previous spot and stand shaking their branches in the air. The mother looks at her sons and notices that one of them has his scarf around his face. She slaps him hard and starts wailing about her bad fortune and these children that will be the end of her.

As the victorious Ahlu El Sunna Mujahdeen troop past, she starts shouting Allahu Akbar! Her daughter pulls her aside and says “Hoyo, Allahu Akbar waa tii Al Shabab ee aamus yanaay kuwan na maqlin”. The mother sees the sense of what her daughter said and stops shouting. She turns to her children and asks “Oo kuwan maxa lago dhaweeya hadaay Allahu Akbar inoo diideen?”

One of the sons lifts his tusbax above his head and starts shouting “Aaax ya Cabdulqaadir” :lol: as his mother and other siblings join in.

A month later..

One of the sons runs into the house and starts calling for his mother. He tells her that the Ethiopian army have taken over the town and asks:

“Hoyo, markaan soo dhaweeno ma Allaho Akbar baynu odhan mise Aaax ya Cabdulqaadir?”

Mother: “ Hoyo, yalaam iska dheh. Yalaam yalaam iska dheh”. :lol: :lol:
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sheekadan waa u eg tahay sheeko qosol ama comedy ah laakiin hal meel ayey ka qaldan tahay taasoo ah al shabaab waxay yiraahdaan( allahu akbar) ahlusunnana waxay yiraahdaan(axyaa yaa cabdiqaadir) taas waa been abuur qaawan, waxaad moodaa dadka sheekadan qorey inay yihiin dad u hiilinaya khawaarijta al shabaab, sida aad la socoto al shabab waxay yiraahdaan oo ay xitaa sameeyeen video iyagoo ku dikrinaya( LA BEEYKA YAA USAMAA LA BEEYKA LAKA YAA USAMAA)

marka ninka sheekhadan qorey hadduu dhex dhexaad yahay, wuxuu oran lahaa al shabaab waxay ku qayliyaan( la beeyka yaa usama) halka uu ku been abuurtey ahlusunnah sufiya ee uuu yiri waxay yiraahdaan axyaa yaa cabdiqaadir,

waligeey suufiya dagaal meel ku qabsatey oo axyaa abdiqaadir oranaya ma arag.

dhinaca kale beenloowga qorey sheekhadan wuxuu yiri( ahlu sunnah marki ay qabsatey magaalada hooyada waxay gabadheeda ku tiri adigoo TINTAADA qaawan iska soo bax ee madaxa maro yar saaro) bal fiiri beentaas.
dhaqan soomalida ee suufiyada waa midka xijaabka saxda ah gabdhaha soomaalidana tintooda waa u qarsoon tahay.

waa kan xijaabka ahlu sunnah ee waafaqsan dhaqanka soomaalida, haweenkaas somaliyeed ma madaxooda tintooda ama jirkooda ayaa muuqda waa maya.
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sawirka fiiri xijaabka saxda ah waa kaas, kaasoo waafaqsan dhaqanka somaalida.

xalaa kuli xaal sheekadan waxaa qorey NIN AL SHABAABIST ah isagoo iska dhigaya sheeko QOSOL ah, laakiin xaqiiqda ayuu meelo baddan ka been sheegay.
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Re: a must read story;alshabaab,sufis, and ethiopians

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Wallahi this is Al shabaab khawaarij story i never seen Ahlu sunna saying axya ya abdulqaadir waxas waa been abuur, second of all the women cover themselves when among ahlu sunna mujahideen they also say allahuakbar so there are many lies with this story
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DR-YALAXOOW wrote:sida aad la socoto al shabab waxay yiraahdaan oo ay xitaa sameeyeen video iyagoo ku dikrinaya( LA BEEYKA YAA USAMAA LA BEEYKA LAKA YAA USAMAA)
Dotoore, are you saying that Muslims can utter LA BEEYKA only in hajj?
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grandpakhalif wrote:Wallahi this is Al shabaab khawaarij story i never seen Ahlu sunna saying axya ya abdulqaadir waxas waa been abuur, second of all the women cover themselves when among ahlu sunna mujahideen they also say allahuakbar so there are many lies with this story
of course ugaas grandkhalif ahlusunnah ayey ku been abuuranayaan, waad la socotaaa KHAWAARIJTA AL SHABAAB video ayey sameeyeen iyagoo ku dikrinaya kalmado allah kaliya loogu tala galey waa kalmada( LA BEEYKA)
waxay meeshii laga rabey LA BEEYKA ALLAH MALAKA ) WAXAY al shabaab u badaleen their IDOL the big zanam they worship USAMA. al shabaab waxay ku dikriyeen( LA BEEYKA YAA USAMAA, LAKA LA BEEYKA YAA USAMA) thats pure worshiping pure shirk, dhinaca kale alhsunnah waligood iyagoo dagaal ku jira ma yiraahdaan AXYAA YAA CABDIQAADIR waa been abuur.

fiiri videogan waaa dagaalyanada ahlusunnah iyagoo dikrinaya dhageyso waxa ay ku dikrinayaan ( LAAA ILLAAHHA ILAA HUWWAA) micnaheedu waa allah maahiinee allah kale xaq lagu caabudo ma jiro, waa kalamatul tawxiid.


SUUFIYA= laa ilaaha illaa huwaaa, laa ilaaha illaa huwaa halka al shabaab ku heesayaaan their big KAHUNA ZANAM IDOL usama ben laden( LA BEEYKA YAA USAMAA)
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Bamaarn wrote:can utter LA BEEYKA only in hajj?
YES la beeeyka is for only allah, muslims use this term(la beeyka) for the hajj when they are praying for the allah, LA BEEYKA ALLAH, al shabaab and other wahaabi terrorist who worship usama they changed to t LA BEEYKA USAMA and thats real shirk.worshiping of human.
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Re: a must read story;alshabaab,sufis, and ethiopians

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Suufiya XAAKO WEYNE waxay ku heesaan:

"MADAD YAA JEYLAANI AGITHNAA YAGUUTHNU"
"NINKII WANAN BARUUR WEYN QALA BAA LA BARAKAYN"
"AWLIYAAN AHEE EE SIYAARADA KEEN AAN KU BARAKEYO

"CABDULQAADIRJAYLAANI DHULKA AYUU TAAKO TAAKO UGU JIRAA"


Suufiya XAAKO WEYNE, Ar kuwaas Allaha naga soo gaaray baa mahadiisa leh, jahligii ay ku jireen bay rabaan inay nagu soo celiyaan. May they and their sponsors fail in their mission.
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Re: a must read story;alshabaab,sufis, and ethiopians

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what about niqaaab wearing cowards wahaabi al shabaab who chant( LA BEEYKA YAA USAMAA LA BEEYKA)
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DR YALAXOOW,

Sxb waad saxsantahay Somalida wala dhaadhicaya waxay ummalaayan in Suufiyada shirk sameeyan laakin waxas wa been abuur jaahiliinta ayaa kili abdulqaadir cabuudan waxas taarikh Ahlu sunna mujahideen maha. Khaawarijta ayeega oo bayci iyo wacad la galayn Usama iyo Al Qacida haduu yirahdo bodh weey bodhaayan nacala khawaarijta ku yeel
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