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'A little after Hitler died his supporters discovered he was in fact still alive. They went to look for him to convince him to come back and he replied: "Yes I will return but on one condition...this time I will be evil ?"'
On his memory
'This morning in the hotel I fancied having sex with the maid. She turned to me and said ‘But Mr Prime Minister we only just did it an hour ago.'
On the Virgin Mary
'Straight after Jesus was born, St Joseph saw the Virgin Mary looking a little serious and preoccupied so he said: ”Why are you so sad?”
She replied: 'It’s nothing, don’t worry.’ But Joseph insisted and in the end Mary said: 'Oh well as you're asking, it’s down now I suppose but I actually wanted a little girl.'
Only in Italy, Africa and the ME will he be accepted as Prime Minister. The man is a natural comic, always wondered what conversations between him and qadafi are like.