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why did the chicken cross the road? Snet version

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Emperior:chickenkani waa nimankii idoor ee xaarmaajo jagooyenka uga diiday konfuria,walle Somaliland ma soo gali karaan nimankaas isku sheega dirt waqoiyes :down:
Khalid Ali: waa runti suldaanku hadalku sheegay,I co-sign.gacanyaraha Emperior :sland: :up:
Grandpa khalif: these chicken are khawaarij they crossing the road to fight al-alsunaah mujaahideen,they will be wiped out walle.no true sade or darood chicken should ever join those khawaarij :down:

Dr.Yalaxow:fuck these wahabi chickens I’m sure they crossing the street to get to the red sea and make hijra to their God Usama bin laden. These chickens were chanting “labayka yaa Usama,labayk” may they rot in hell.f-king wahabi chickens. :down:
Hyperactive: alla ilahaeyu eebtoda astur chieckenkan,weyna eebeyeen wallahi.malin walba ma chicken qahooti ah baan uu adgaysan karna.

Kambuli:^ habaryar calosha ha ii xanojenin ee aamusd,murugadi soomalida baan uu adkeysan kari waayey ee,ma chicken dayacan baan uu adkeysan karaa :(
Danyeer:aan ooyee albaabka ii xira :cry: :cry:
Emerior:^ war xira maaha ee waa xidha. gogosha miyaa la xaadha mise waa la xaaraa? :lol: :lol: .konfurian accent :down:

Coes: the wiki leaks report about why the somali chickens crossed the road
http://www.wikileaks.org
(30 minutes later)
Coes:an in depth analysis by the BBC about what the Somali chicken crossed the road
http://www.bbc.UK.com

hutu king: waryaa Coes,warka chickenka wax nooga tag noh.cadaalad darada iska dhaaf niyahow :down:

Udun:these chickens are the followers of the farce hoganka trick,ina xaglatoosiye ayaa qurba joogta lacagta ka dhacay oo chicken ku soo gatay.lakin mexeey kuugu taala taleex.net ayaa chickenka kashifay.SSC waa bogus entity. :down:


Union: these chickens are potential terrorist and they are strapped with explosives,just watch how the U.S will send its drones to bomb these terrorist chicken to stone age.They gonna see Allah for real this time. :up:
General SNM: these chicken are commandos reer Daahir,read this poem:bla bla bla reer daahir :clap:
Monk of Moqdisho: its no brainer :( , these chickens are going to sell themselves to the Newly built hydro electric chicken processor plant in Garowe.ku dayo Puntland ku dayo.

Basra: :roll: these are not chicken,thats Voltage disguised as a chicken :clap: . I dont like fat chickn.buurtooy :clap: :clap: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Nabeela:i think Basra is a lesbian,she always talks about chicken :shock:
Qoraxey: :roll: Basra ii dhunko :clap: :clap:

Black velvet
:why do men call each other chicken when they disrespecting each other? why dont they call each other roast? this is sexism at its best :roll:
Ureeyso:I believe all the Dhulbahante,marexaan, and cagdheer chicken anigaa ka xinneyo weyn 8-)
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I will add more when I get some time, cayaartu wey furantahay anyone can take a shot at it :up:
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samadoon-waaxid wrote:I will add more when I get some time, cayaartu wey furantahay anyone can take a shot at it :up:
awoowe igu dar this is funny :)
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Hyperactive: alla ilahaeyu eebtoda astur chieckenkan,weyna eebeyeen wallahi.malin walba ma chicken qahooti ah baan uu adgaysan karna.

:lol:
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[youtube]v=If-c09lOHF8[/youtube]
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Coeus waa Rick Sanchez :lol: :lol:
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lol@ hitler.Coes,when u gonna learn how to post a video? :lol:
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it wanted to kiss my ass. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I thought i had finally learned the art :lol: :lol: :lol: :down:
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garoweboy wrote:Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it wanted to kiss my ass. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hitler was funny guy! :lol:
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Coeus wrote:
garoweboy wrote:Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it wanted to kiss my ass. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hitler was funny guy! :lol:
all his videos are funny :lol:
especially the ones about soccer/football
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garoweboy wrote:
Coeus wrote:
garoweboy wrote:Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it wanted to kiss my ass. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hitler was funny guy! :lol:
all his videos are funny :lol:
especially the ones about soccer/football
:lol: :lol: :lol: :up:
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Coeus wrote:
garoweboy wrote:Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it wanted to kiss my ass. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hitler was funny guy! :lol:
the the self-hatin negga had a Lamagoodle blood in him :lol: :lol: :lol: funny dude
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the american version :mrgreen:

SARAH PALIN: Before it got to the other side, I shot the chicken, cleaned and dressed it, and had chicken burgers for lunch.

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MC CAIN: My friends that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn’t about me.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

ceeb CHENEY: Where’s my gun?

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken doesn’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how ****** he’s acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he’s guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer’s Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.
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