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Posted: **Sat Dec 11, 2010 11:01 am**

I believed I was adopted, when ever my parents said we need to talk....I thought they were gonna break the news to me.

I thought everyone on earth were alien including my parents and I was the only human being and they showed their true form when I was in bed.

I thought the satellite blinking in the night was a small sun.

I thought when it was raining outside, it was raining everywhere in the world.

I thought if I threw a rock high enough I would hit the sky.

I thought if I was rude to my "abtis" or they were displeased with me in the slightest manner I would certainly go hell.

I thought since jesus was white, nabi maxamad (SAW) was also white (major coonary)

I was unaware cars worked on Gas.

I thought my brother was nothing less of a genius, he could do no wrong in my eyes and he was destine to be a hero.

I thought there was untold treasure buried in my backyard.

I thought I was in love with this girl so I gave her a tomato, yes a tomato.

The whole family were watching TV and the scene was of the bad guy slowly sneaking up behind the good guy and I shouted "adeero halmar gadaashaa fiiri"

At dugsi everyweek I would recite the same cashar with different voices to fool the macalin, I never passed juz cama in years.

...ok you guys share

Posted: **Sat Dec 11, 2010 11:40 am**

I was bi polar and molested and obese.

Posted: **Sat Dec 11, 2010 11:47 am**

lol advo, i dont now if you serious or not.

i thought every somali was my cousin, this is true wallah until i went to jigjiga.

Posted: **Sat Dec 11, 2010 2:14 pm**

I used to believe that if i go inside white peoples house i would become a gaal

i used to think at bed time if i dont put the cover over my head the shaydaam would go inside my head

Posted: **Sat Dec 11, 2010 2:56 pm**

I thought that people burped right before they die

I thought you can take a dead person to the hospital and the doctor can just fix them up

I rejected the idea that I was conceived through intercourse

I thought Oromia was geographically bigger than the world. Then I moderated my stance to its just bigger than Africa.

I thought habashas eat poo (cuz my dad told me that)

Everytime I watched lion king I hoped Mufasa would survive.

Posted: **Sat Dec 11, 2010 3:21 pm**

wax walaan some of them caadi mahaa like fairytales ninyaxow

Posted: **Sat Dec 11, 2010 3:57 pm**

I believed that it was always light outside (never got dark)

I thought I was special like a chosen one..

All cadaan's were gaalo

I truly believed that toys would talk/walk when no human was around

I believed that if you ate whale poo you would have the physique of a body builder

If you mumbled random things to a Chinese/Indian person they would actually understand

All Chinese folks knew karate

That I was the worldest fastest person *if i tried my best*

Posted: **Sat Dec 11, 2010 5:17 pm**

Keyse_0208 wrote:i used to think at bed time if i dont put the cover over my head the shaydaam would go inside my head

Rageedi, I used to think if I don't cover my face with the sheets the shaydaan will slap me.

Posted: **Sat Dec 11, 2010 5:25 pm**

I used to think that the supermarket eggs would hatch into little chickens if I kept them warm, so I used to hide them all over the house wrapped around clothes. Got the biggest whopping when my dad sat on the couch and I told him I was keeping eggs there.

Posted: **Sat Dec 11, 2010 5:31 pm**

union wrote:I used to think that the supermarket eggs would hatch into little chickens if I kept them warm, so I used to hide them all over the house wrapped around clothes. Got the biggest whopping when my dad sat on the couch and I told him I was keeping eggs there.

Posted: **Sat Dec 11, 2010 5:32 pm**

WestLdnShawty wrote:I believed that it was always light outside (never got dark)

I thought I was special like a chosen one..

All cadaan's were gaalo

I truly believed that toys would talk/walk when no human was around

I believed that if you ate whale poo you would have the physique of a body builder

If you mumbled random things to a Chinese/Indian person they would actually understand

All Chinese folks knew karate Karate is japanese

That I was the worldest fastest person *if i tried my best*

Posted: **Sat Dec 11, 2010 5:46 pm**

I thought if I speak at night dhagdheer would hear me
I thought my mother smelt like a perfume
I thought my mother and father were brother and sister
I thought Berbera was Mogadishu
I thought my hair was artificial (buruko) {my neighbours told me that and used to pull it hard until I cry

}
I thought I was Somalian

Posted: **Sat Dec 11, 2010 5:48 pm**

Coeus wrote:
WestLdnShawty wrote:I believed that it was always light outside (never got dark)

I thought I was special like a chosen one..

All cadaan's were gaalo

I truly believed that toys would talk/walk when no human was around

I believed that if you ate whale poo you would have the physique of a body builder

If you mumbled random things to a Chinese/Indian person they would actually understand

All Chinese folks knew karate Karate is japanese

That I was the worldest fastest person *if i tried my best*

All Indayaryar are Chinese to children *most anyway*..

Posted: **Sat Dec 11, 2010 7:08 pm**

I thought all Asians were Chinese
I thought the sky would end if I walked all the way to the "end"
I thought All Muslims were Somalis
I believed Canibals existed N perhaps still do

I thought people bought babies

Posted: **Sat Dec 11, 2010 7:17 pm**

When I was a kid, I used to think sparkling stars were eyes (of monsters, etc). That was near the age of 5.

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