WAQOOYI VS REER XAMAR

[grandpakhalif]

A reer waqooyi oday who was on a visit to xamar wanted to cut his hair.

1.*comes in to the barbershop* "war sidee lagu yahay meesha"

2."waa kuu faynaa so dhowoooow,maxaa laguu qabtaa maanta sxbow"


1."Waxaan doonayaa inaad madaxa ii feedhid"

2."YAAH!?"

1."Inaad madaxa iifeedhid"

2.."War ninyahow maxaad sheegoysaa"

1.."Chow, war miyaadan af soomaali garaneyn? madaxa iifeedh baan ku idhi"

2."KKKKKKKK, sxbow makaa daacadaa? "

1."Gow,heedhe nin kale baan radsan oo iifeedha"

2."sxbow isdaji hay! waa laguu feera ma'haan soo fariiso"

*he sits, bow bow booom*

IYO

Qaldan woman: Naa ama anigoo LAAN dheera ah ayaad ila murmaysaa.
Xamari-Woman: Abay hadiis LAAN kaaga dheeryahay ninkaaga aa kugu dhib qabo

[Babygirl-]

Stupid Reer-Xamars came up with this joke!

How does one go to a Barber and ask him to brush your hair?

Was it Weyl or Laax Waaqoyi ku dhalata dhaanta Wiil Koonfur ku dhashay! Qaldans can be crazy but Koonfurta dad xayawan la mida ubadan!

[HalfDzed]

The second one never gets old. God bless cad cadka; the true laandheer in the dust bowl known as Somalia.

[Keyse_0208]

"Chow, war miyaadan af soomaali garaneyn? madaxa iifeedh baan ku idhi"

[Ladyyonelove]

Reer xamars are a beast + sexy manshallah

[The_Patriot]

Qaldan woman: Naa ama anigoo LAAN dheera ah ayaad ila murmaysaa.
Xamari-Woman: Abay hadiis LAAN kaaga dheeryahay ninkaaga aa kugu dhib qabo