When she arrives at cairo, she picks a random guy and starts her interview:
Reporter: Hi
Egyptian: We 3alkom el salam ya "2otta"
Reporter: Do u speak english?
Egyptian: Berfect
Reporter: Do u mind if i interview u?
Egyptian: No,i dont have a mind
Reporter: What's your name?
Egyptian: Taha
Reporter: Sex?
Taha: I love it!
Reporter: oh no, i meant male or female?
Taha (yelling): what do u sink?
Reporter: Its just for the sake of the report..never mind...male....
Taha: yas male..and i can brove it any time u want
Reporter: No,thanks,I'll take u for ur word...so..how do u find life here in egypt?
Taha: Egybt..very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz
Reporter: oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur Country?
Taha: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food
Reporter: Ok..lets move on..what do u do?
Taha: I am very well , sank u
Reporter: No,I mean do u have a job?
Taha (looking around him and whispering): Jobat?..no i dont have any (jobat)..lessa mastaba7nash..do u have a (job) with u?..we can esmoke it in my car..dont warry about bolice
Reprter: Oh my god! DO YOU WORK?
Taha: Yas yas..Taxi drivar
Reporter: What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt?
Taha: Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did the circle street and za me7war street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back..niahahaha3
Reporter: What about the economic problems in Egypt?
Taha: I do not undurstand what u say
Reporter: I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt?
Taha: No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz
Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?
Taha: No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home..u can only give it to za banzeena man..they take any money
Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot of money?
Taha: me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah?
Reporter: Then where does all the money go?
Taha: Guvurment
Reporter: And what does the government do with the money?
Taha: Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way
Reporter: well , Ok...Do u vote?
Taha: What duz zat mean?
Reporter: Do u choose your president?
Taha: Mubarak?
Reporter: yes!
Taha (nervously): i didnt give my voice..but if i was..i will give him my voice
Reporter: Why him?
Taha: Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane
Reporter: But there are no wars right now!
Taha: But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it
Reporter: what about the last 26 years ?
Taha: I got marry..and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi
Reporter: No,i meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years?
Taha: He build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way
Reporter: Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha
Taha: No broblem,only 10 bounds
Reporter: I never said i will pay u for this!
Taha: Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke ,and make head
Reporter:Grrrrrrrr
Taha: ok ok..need a Taxi?
