Bachelor Parties for Somali Men

Post by **AbdiWahab252** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 10:48 am

Why don't Somali men have their own bachelor parties ? I mean its not fair the women get their own shindings, shaash-saar etc.

A classic Somali bachelor party would consist of:

100 kgs of Giza, Kangetti and Harari jaad (for all the diverse grazers who might come)

50 thermos of tea

a ratio of 3 or more Xalimos to 1 Farax.

Security to ensure wives or wife to be doesn't come unannounced.

1 Somali DJ who has varied tastes in classic Somali, Arabic, and Western music.

Fabolous fadhi Carabeed

biko · Post by **biko** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 11:35 am

i think your on to something there bro!....

imagine somalisiz holding a flask in one hand as she wage that gun in the other and a TAKHSIIN up to her eyeball!

Post by **AbdiWahab252** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 6:59 pm

Men love hot chicks, hot cars, and guns.

Biko, imagine getting a pin up calender, Xalimo Mooryaans 2005 Laughing

January Jamila & her G-3
February Faisa & her Fa'al
March Muna & her M-16
April Asho & her AK-47
May Malika & MP-15

xoogSADE14 · Post by **xoogSADE14** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 9:30 pm

^^^^ she can be a mooryaan just make sure that she doesn't look like one Wink

Axlaan · Post by **Axlaan** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 10:20 pm

[quote="xoogSADE14"]^^^^ she can be a mooryaan just make sure that she doesn't look like one Wink

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Or our resident Ninja SomalisiZis. What else can she possible be wearing underneath that tent, except hot bikini and high heels.

xoogSADE14 · Post by **xoogSADE14** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 10:21 pm

^^^

Samatr · Post by **Samatr** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 10:24 pm

[quote="AbdiWahab252"]Why don't Somali men have their own bachelor parties ? I mean its not fair the women get their own shindings, shaash-saar etc.

A classic Somali bachelor party would consist of:

100 kgs of Giza, Kangetti and Harari jaad (for all the diverse grazers who might come)

50 thermos of tea

a ratio of 3 or more Xalimos to 1 Farax.

Security to ensure wives or wife to be doesn't come unannounced.

1 Somali DJ who has varied tastes in classic Somali, Arabic, and Western music.

Fabolous fadhi Carabeed[/quote]

Ninyahow harari jaad hay lasoo qaadin, marqaan aan la arkin buu jaadkii harar keena. Laughing

Axlaan · Post by **Axlaan** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 10:26 pm

xoog,
She also carries a gun and handcuffs to the party. What a kinky ninja.

Post by **AbdiWahab252** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 8:30 am

lol@ Samatr, Harari wa geed qataar. It was once grown in Erigavo I heard.

Axlaan.... Sexy n Halal

Post by **Basra-** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 8:42 am

because......... Rolling Eyes

.......you men will start sleeping with each other!!! duh..... Rolling Eyes

Cadeey · Post by **Cadeey** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 10:07 am

We have something much better than shaash-saar and its called todobo bax Laughing

I love attending them.

QansaGabeyle · Post by **QansaGabeyle** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 10:36 am

[quote="Cadeey"]We have something much better than shaash-saar and its called todobo bax Laughing

I love attending them.[/quote]

They do the shaash saar at the todobo bax, dumbass. Laughing

Cadeey · Post by **Cadeey** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 10:49 am

QansaGabeyle:lol: We dont do the shaash saar trust me:lol: I know what I am talking about. I have attended countless todobo bax.

Ps: are you reer diina reer guled wagardac? which subtribe of mareexan are you? Laughing

QansaGabeyle · Post by **QansaGabeyle** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 11:11 am

You could be right. Most of the aroos tapes I have seen like my brothers wedding, the todobax and shaash-saar were done at the same time.

ps. reer diini--------reer guuled are a subclan of reer diini. guuleed diini! Laughing

Cadeey · Post by **Cadeey** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 11:46 am

WAR iga daa? you are reer diina, Shocked

I have a soft spot for reer gulled especially. Cant say why Wink

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