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Bachelor Parties for Somali Men
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 10:48 am
by AbdiWahab252
Why don't Somali men have their own bachelor parties ? I mean its not fair the women get their own shindings, shaash-saar etc.
A classic Somali bachelor party would consist of:
100 kgs of Giza, Kangetti and Harari jaad (for all the diverse grazers who might come)
50 thermos of tea
a ratio of 3 or more Xalimos to 1 Farax.
Security to ensure wives or wife to be doesn't come unannounced.
1 Somali DJ who has varied tastes in classic Somali, Arabic, and Western music.
Fabolous fadhi Carabeed
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 11:35 am
by biko
i think your on to something there bro!....
imagine somalisiz holding a flask in one hand as she wage that gun in the other and a TAKHSIIN up to her eyeball!
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 6:59 pm
by AbdiWahab252
Men love hot chicks, hot cars, and guns.
Biko, imagine getting a pin up calender, Xalimo Mooryaans 2005
January Jamila & her G-3
February Faisa & her Fa'al
March Muna & her M-16
April Asho & her AK-47
May Malika & MP-15
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 9:30 pm
by xoogSADE14
^^^^ she can be a mooryaan just make sure that she doesn't look like one
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 10:20 pm
by Axlaan
[quote="xoogSADE14"]^^^^ she can be a mooryaan just make sure that she doesn't look like one
[/quote]
Or our resident Ninja SomalisiZis. What else can she possible be wearing underneath that tent, except hot bikini and high heels.
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 10:21 pm
by xoogSADE14
Re: Bachelor Parties for Somali Men
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 10:24 pm
by Samatr
[quote="AbdiWahab252"]Why don't Somali men have their own bachelor parties ? I mean its not fair the women get their own shindings, shaash-saar etc.
A classic Somali bachelor party would consist of:
100 kgs of Giza, Kangetti and Harari jaad (for all the diverse grazers who might come)
50 thermos of tea
a ratio of 3 or more Xalimos to 1 Farax.
Security to ensure wives or wife to be doesn't come unannounced.
1 Somali DJ who has varied tastes in classic Somali, Arabic, and Western music.
Fabolous fadhi Carabeed[/quote]
Ninyahow harari jaad hay lasoo qaadin, marqaan aan la arkin buu jaadkii harar keena.
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 10:26 pm
by Axlaan
xoog,
She also carries a gun and handcuffs to the party. What a kinky ninja.
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 8:30 am
by AbdiWahab252
lol@ Samatr, Harari wa geed qataar. It was once grown in Erigavo I heard.
Axlaan.... Sexy n Halal
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 8:42 am
by Basra-
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 10:07 am
by Cadeey
We have something much better than shaash-saar and its called todobo bax
I love attending them.
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 10:36 am
by QansaGabeyle
[quote="Cadeey"]We have something much better than shaash-saar and its called todobo bax
I love attending them.[/quote]
They do the shaash saar at the todobo bax, dumbass.
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 10:49 am
by Cadeey
QansaGabeyle:lol: We dont do the shaash saar trust me:lol: I know what I am talking about. I have attended countless todobo bax.
Ps: are you reer diina reer guled wagardac? which subtribe of mareexan are you?
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 11:11 am
by QansaGabeyle
You could be right. Most of the aroos tapes I have seen like my brothers wedding, the todobax and shaash-saar were done at the same time.
ps. reer diini--------reer guuled are a subclan of reer diini. guuleed diini!
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 11:46 am
by Cadeey
WAR iga daa? you are reer diina,
I have a soft spot for reer gulled especially. Cant say why
.......you men will start sleeping with each other!!! duh.....