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Funny contradictions

Post by Kamal35 »

Funny contradictions:

Muslims don't eat pork because eating pork for Jews is like eating like a rat. Pork is forbidden both in Jewishm and Islam.

But muslims hate jews.

Alcohol is forbidden in muslim societies. Funny. The word Alcohol comes from the Arabic word Al-Kuhul. Arabs were the first guys destilling alcohol. But there's not a law against enjoying alcohol in Paradise: Rivers of Water, Milk, Alcohol and Honey.

Christians used to burn a person alive under the Spanish Inquisition in order to burn his/her body and to keep his/her soul safe for the Day of Judgement or something. But the hell, for Christians, is to be burn in the hell. So, if you burn someone for him/her to avoid the hell, why are you burning him/her?. Much better a cold place. Don't you think?

Lionheart wants to be a neighbour of Muhammad when he's dead. He wants to chit-chat with Mohammad. In that case, I prefer to have some beers with Allah himself while we're seeing the 72 virgins dancing for us and saying to Him: Hey, Allah, another round of rivers of wine? Look at that girl! She's fantastic!

Probably the belly dancer is Somalisiz!
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Post by LionHeart-112 »

There is absolutely nothing funny about anything you wrote. But then again that's not why u posted it. U just want people to compliment you on your improving (NOT) english skills and sense of humor. Or is it relevancy you seek with your unfunny thread? Kamal, the days when you were anything on Snet are gone. Do what you promised us 2 months and LEAVE. Paella eating hairy white trash.
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kamal hoyaad aa dii foot maid kaa ahaayd waas-------------u spanish chimp!

khaaaatuuuf-----nacaala tulaaa

the biggest contradiction is ur sorry a$$-------->u go on about being fair n civil to everyone, about democracy n all dat bull-->den u switch it up n attack wats sacred to millions of people, the majority of snet n somethin U wanted to b apart of @ one point
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Post by LionHeart-112 »

^^u damn right! He is the biggest contradiction here. Fu.cking spaniard lurking around Snet where he is clearly not liked or wanted.
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Post by dhuusa_deer »

"Probably the belly dancer is Somalisiz!"

Laughing Laughing Laughing

somalisizz, come defend yourself.
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Post by LionHeart-112 »

^^Still gabdhaha la tirsanee huh? sissy nigga. Why did u run away the other day from our arguments? Can't leave the women alone huh? Laughing
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Post by dhuusa_deer »

[quote="LionHeart-112"]^^Still gabdhaha la tirsanee huh? sissy nigga. Why did u run away the other day from our arguments? Can't leave the women alone huh? Laughing[/quote]

and that is your concern...becuz?
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Post by LionHeart-112 »

It aint my concern. I just like to get under your skin, mothafu.cka. I know you are scared of me, little punk retarded bi.tch.

I'm coming to Canada this december. I will meet you anywhere. But knowing you will probably make a bullshit excuse like " I live in Yellow Knife, or i'm whale hunting"." Laughing
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Post by ...Qaali »

walee waa yaab----------the bafoon baffles me

lion oow------assissnate garee qaraac aa.........am a commission u

Laughing
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Post by dhuusa_deer »

[quote="LionHeart-112"]It aint my concern. I just like to get under your skin, mothafu.cka. I know you are scared of me, little punk retarded bi.tch.

I'm coming to Canada this december. I will meet you anywhere. But knowing you will probably make a bullshit excuse like " I live in Yellow Knife, or i'm whale hunting"." Laughing[/quote]

I'm not scared of you. Only able to tell apart reality from the unreal. You are annanymous internet forumer, who can threaten me? Take chill pill kid.
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Post by LionHeart-112 »

Qaali--gracias for the commision? Laughing Laughing
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Post by Kamal35 »

At the present moment, nobody refuted my contradictions. Just insults as a reply. As usual. And as always, no sense of humour here.

Lion, don't forget the Ritalin!
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^^pm
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Very Happy
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Post by intellex »

[quote="dhuusa_deer"]"Probably the belly dancer is Somalisiz!"

Laughing Laughing Laughing

somalisizz, come defend yourself.[/quote]


yea that was your mother instructed by kamals mother Very Happy o sht thats what i call funnyyyyyy Laughing Laughing
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