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I ATE PORK TODAY!
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:42 pm
by tightrope
WORST FOCKING DAY OF MY LIFE!
AFTER FINISHING MY ANATOMY CLASS, I DECIDED TO GO TO THE CAFETERIA TO BUY LUNCH. I ASKED FOR A CHEESE PIZZA AND THE GUY PUT IT IN A BOX. WHEN I OPENED THE BOX, IT LOOKED LIKE A NORMAL CHHEZE PIZZA, BUT AFTER TAKING THE FIRST BITE, I REALIZED THERE WAS PEPPERONI UNDER THE CHEESE! I WAS ABOUT TO THROW UP! I DID NOT EVEN WANT A REFUND BECAUSE I LOST MY APPETITE! I TOOK A 45 MINUTE BUS RIDE HOME BECAUSE I WANTED TO BRUSH MY TEETH TO MAKE THE DISGUSTING TASTE GO AWAY. I CAME HOME AND BRUSHED MY TEETH HARD 4 TIMES BUT I STILL FEEL THE TASTE!
WALAHI I'D RATHER GET SHOT IN THE ARM THAN EAT PORK! ABSOULTEY DISGUSTING! FOCK MY LIFE! 
Re: I ATE PORK TODAY!
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:45 pm
by garoweboy
Re: I ATE PORK TODAY!
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:46 pm
by haxxor
tightrope wrote:WORST FOCKING DAY OF MY LIFE!
AFTER FINISHING MY ANATOMY CLASS, I DECIDED TO GO TO THE CAFETERIA TO BUY LUNCH. I ASKED FOR A CHEESE PIZZA AND THE GUY PUT IT IN A BOX. WHEN I OPENED THE BOX, IT LOOKED LIKE A NORMAL CHHEZE PIZZA, BUT AFTER TAKING THE FIRST BITE, I REALIZED THERE WAS PEPPERONI UNDER THE CHEESE! I WAS ABOUT TO THROW UP! I DID NOT EVEN WANT A REFUND BECAUSE I LOST MY APPETITE! I TOOK A 45 MINUTE BUS RIDE HOME BECAUSE I WANTED TO BRUSH MY TEETH TO MAKE THE DISGUSTING TASTE GO AWAY. I CAME HOME AND BRUSHED MY TEETH HARD 4 TIMES BUT I STILL FEEL THE TASTE!
WALAHI I'D RATHER GET SHOT IN THE ARM THAN EAT PORK! ABSOULTEY DISGUSTING! FOCK MY LIFE! 
Be happy, I got even worse day than you. I almost got arrested for the first time today...
Re: I ATE PORK TODAY!
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:47 pm
by tightrope
I'M MAKING MY OWN LUNCH FROM NOW ON!
Re: I ATE PORK TODAY!
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:47 pm
by Basra-

Why didnt u ask for the manager???? Alaaa doqoonta...walaahi if i were u, the whole cafeteria would have been a chaos. What a whimp u r. U must complain to the principle, write a letter to human rights association, and gather a petition to fire the person who sold you that. It could be on purpose, a prank he pulled on a muslim girl. Assuming u were wearing a head scarf on your head.

Re: I ATE PORK TODAY!
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:48 pm
by tightrope
haxxor wrote:tightrope wrote:WORST FOCKING DAY OF MY LIFE!
AFTER FINISHING MY ANATOMY CLASS, I DECIDED TO GO TO THE CAFETERIA TO BUY LUNCH. I ASKED FOR A CHEESE PIZZA AND THE GUY PUT IT IN A BOX. WHEN I OPENED THE BOX, IT LOOKED LIKE A NORMAL CHHEZE PIZZA, BUT AFTER TAKING THE FIRST BITE, I REALIZED THERE WAS PEPPERONI UNDER THE CHEESE! I WAS ABOUT TO THROW UP! I DID NOT EVEN WANT A REFUND BECAUSE I LOST MY APPETITE! I TOOK A 45 MINUTE BUS RIDE HOME BECAUSE I WANTED TO BRUSH MY TEETH TO MAKE THE DISGUSTING TASTE GO AWAY. I CAME HOME AND BRUSHED MY TEETH HARD 4 TIMES BUT I STILL FEEL THE TASTE!
WALAHI I'D RATHER GET SHOT IN THE ARM THAN EAT PORK! ABSOULTEY DISGUSTING! FOCK MY LIFE! 
Be happy, I got even worse day than you. I almost got arrested for the first time today...

WTF WHAT HAPPENED?
Re: I ATE PORK TODAY!
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:49 pm
by tightrope
Basra- wrote:
Why didnt u ask for the manager???? Alaaa doqoonta...walaahi if i were u, the whole cafeteria would have been a chaos. What a whimp u r. U must complain to the principle, write a letter to human rights association, and gather a petition to fire the person who sold you that. It could be on purpose, a prank he pulled on a muslim girl. Assuming u were wearing a head scarf on your head.

LIKE I SAID I WAS SO DISGUSTED I THREW IT IN THE TRASH!! I WANTED TO GO HOME!
Re: I ATE PORK TODAY!
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:01 pm
by Advo
Re: I ATE PORK TODAY!
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:05 pm
by tightrope
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY ANYONE WOULD EAT PORK! DISGUSTING! ALXAMDULILLAH I'M MUSLIM!
Re: I ATE PORK TODAY!
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:07 pm
by haxxor
tightrope wrote:haxxor wrote:tightrope wrote:WORST FOCKING DAY OF MY LIFE!
AFTER FINISHING MY ANATOMY CLASS, I DECIDED TO GO TO THE CAFETERIA TO BUY LUNCH. I ASKED FOR A CHEESE PIZZA AND THE GUY PUT IT IN A BOX. WHEN I OPENED THE BOX, IT LOOKED LIKE A NORMAL CHHEZE PIZZA, BUT AFTER TAKING THE FIRST BITE, I REALIZED THERE WAS PEPPERONI UNDER THE CHEESE! I WAS ABOUT TO THROW UP! I DID NOT EVEN WANT A REFUND BECAUSE I LOST MY APPETITE! I TOOK A 45 MINUTE BUS RIDE HOME BECAUSE I WANTED TO BRUSH MY TEETH TO MAKE THE DISGUSTING TASTE GO AWAY. I CAME HOME AND BRUSHED MY TEETH HARD 4 TIMES BUT I STILL FEEL THE TASTE!
WALAHI I'D RATHER GET SHOT IN THE ARM THAN EAT PORK! ABSOULTEY DISGUSTING! FOCK MY LIFE! 
Be happy, I got even worse day than you. I almost got arrested for the first time today...

WTF WHAT HAPPENED?
I see you're only Somali American who does not eat haraam foods.
Anyway, I sent some of threatening texts to girl. This girl got her parents, police and school involved. I had to send her and her parents a 500 words apology letter all typed up in 30 minutes in order get her parents not to take any further action. Well, let's say it's not over, just yet.
Re: I ATE PORK TODAY!
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:12 pm
by kambuli
Re: I ATE PORK TODAY!
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:13 pm
by tightrope
@ HAXXOR

Re: I ATE PORK TODAY!
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:14 pm
by qoraxeey
Re: I ATE PORK TODAY!
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:19 pm
by tightrope
A HUNDRED LESS KAFFIR EATING PORK!

Re: I ATE PORK TODAY!
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:37 pm
by shidow1