My neighbour has finally lost it!!

[DisplacedDiraac]

This crazy Masaari cow called the police on my little brother this morning for bullying her son *the second time this year*.. Mind you her son is bloody 4 years my little brother's senior and the biggest crybabii..

Anyway.. The police officer told me she also reported my cat for gang raping her cat.. WTH...
Waliba the police officer couldn't say the last line with a straight face..

Okaaaay I know my bisad isn't a little miskiin.. I know he's like the Jamac-yare of the cat world.. But wtf he would never rape another cat.. Is that even possible

[ali military]

It becomes rape only if the cat refused. I don't know how your neighbour can prove that.

[DisplacedDiraac]

How on earth can a cat rape another cat though?...
What they did was normal mating behaviour.. Cats or animals in fact CAN NOT RAPE..

[waryaa]

if she can prove that the alleged rape took place on her property, your cat may be charged with trespassing. A judge may order castration in fear of repeated offenses. You may also be forced to take all the offspring if this encounter produces anything.

Fyi, it is advised to have your male cat neutralized as it may contract testicular cancer for lack of regular encounters with cat halimos.

[abdisamad3]

if she can prove that the alleged rape took place on her property, your cat may be charged with trespassing. A judge may order castration in fear of repeated offenses. You may also be forced to take all the offspring if this encounter produces anything.

Fyi, it is advised to have your male cat neutralized as it may contract testicular cancer for lack of regular encounters with cat halimos.

poor cat..

[shidow1]

if she can prove that the alleged rape took place on her property, your cat may be charged with trespassing. A judge may order castration in fear of repeated offenses. You may also be forced to take all the offspring if this encounter produces anything.

Fyi, it is advised to have your male cat neutralized as it may contract testicular cancer for lack of regular encounters with cat halimos.

[DisplacedDiraac]

if she can prove that the alleged rape took place on her property, your cat may be charged with trespassing. A judge may order castration in fear of repeated offenses. You may also be forced to take all the offspring if this encounter produces anything.

Fyi, it is advised to have your male cat neutralized as it may contract testicular cancer for lack of regular encounters with cat halimos.

I doubt it.. Cats are currently on the protected list thanks to that fat old bag who put one in the bin.. Somalaay the 2nd will be ok..

[Advo]

my friend once had a crazy Iranian neighbor. She would call the cops atleast twice a day on his family accusing them of bizzare sh!t lmao. The landlord had to evict her.

[shidow1]

my friend once had a crazy Iranian neighbor. She would call the cops atleast twice a day on his family accusing them of bizzare sh!t lmao. The landlord had to evict her.

[*Nobleman*]

I know he's like the Jamac-yare of the cat world

I have had my fair share of shitty nieghbours, worst one was some homosexual guy, that I nearly knocked out. Alhamdulilah finally got some good neighbours.

[KingMJ]

I once had a lesbian couple that lived on my street. And NO they didn't look like the lesbians on tv .......

One was skinny and funny looking. The other one; la ilaha illa la. She was fat, short and Looked like a MAN

The man of the relationship, well fat looking man, would stand at the end of the street like some tough "guy" running the neighbourhood funniest thing I ever saw.

[SultanOrder]

I don't know west, but your going to have to get some facts. Ask your cat to tell you detail by detail what exactly happened, and if the alleged victim clearly said "Meow" in a negative way, otherwise we can agree it was consensual.

[ToughGong]

Sometimes Meow doesn't always mean Meow though

[ToughGong]

And know they didn't look like the lesbians on tv..

[Basra-]

West u shouldnt have kids. bloody schizo psychotic fat cat lover single mother.