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Types of women:

HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access.

SERVER Woman: Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman: She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will
lose everything............

U R WEIRD YO.....U NEED SUM BRAIN ''SCAN''

haha Kramer haha haha Kramer Vs Kramer

Dat nothing But the Absolute Truth, Period:
Classification to the Utmost-Clarity.

God 4 i did not wrong no-one,I thy By Be9 u not to send ma Way a Virus One

that is just part one boy -I got more classification to do --tilll I reach the lowest common denominator.
so chill --and that guy talkin bout scanning my brain --I'm donating a $ 1 million to the University of Minnesota to colone my brain.