Dear Jane Austen.....
Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:00 pm
Dear Miss Austen,
I am sorry you died in 1817. I would have loved for you to be introduced to this delighful, magical consumption called Ice Cream. In your times, Ice cream was vaguely known as cold fruits. The practice of eating cold fruits dates back to the Roman empera Nero. (A.D. 37-68). King Tang (A.D. 618-97) of Shang, China had a method of creating ice and milk concoctions. Ice cream was likely brought from China back to Europe. In 1700, George Washington and Thomas Jefferson served cold fruit then also known as ice cream. I am not sure, you had the privilege to taste ice cream, dearest Miss Austen, as you were not of the royal court of rich English population. It wasnt until the 19th century when the real Ice cream i am talking about came into existent. Well, not necessarily, the real ice cream--of Sundae, Banana mix, etc etc came until the 20th century. Now, the 21 century saw--Cold stone-- a commercialised various flavors of ice cream. I particularly love the tasty strawberry flave mixed with caramel and vanilla. Its scrumptious and maddening. My dearest, dearest little soul who missed out on this delicate cold delight that calms the throat, disarms the brain from stress and literally gives you an emotion known in the 21 century as Orgasm.I hope you did have fun in the 18th century as i am having fun now. Hhhhhmmmmm This ice cream is Yummy.....
Yours truly, Miss Basra of Boston. (oh wait, i mean, Minnesota)
I am sorry you died in 1817. I would have loved for you to be introduced to this delighful, magical consumption called Ice Cream. In your times, Ice cream was vaguely known as cold fruits. The practice of eating cold fruits dates back to the Roman empera Nero. (A.D. 37-68). King Tang (A.D. 618-97) of Shang, China had a method of creating ice and milk concoctions. Ice cream was likely brought from China back to Europe. In 1700, George Washington and Thomas Jefferson served cold fruit then also known as ice cream. I am not sure, you had the privilege to taste ice cream, dearest Miss Austen, as you were not of the royal court of rich English population. It wasnt until the 19th century when the real Ice cream i am talking about came into existent. Well, not necessarily, the real ice cream--of Sundae, Banana mix, etc etc came until the 20th century. Now, the 21 century saw--Cold stone-- a commercialised various flavors of ice cream. I particularly love the tasty strawberry flave mixed with caramel and vanilla. Its scrumptious and maddening. My dearest, dearest little soul who missed out on this delicate cold delight that calms the throat, disarms the brain from stress and literally gives you an emotion known in the 21 century as Orgasm.I hope you did have fun in the 18th century as i am having fun now. Hhhhhmmmmm This ice cream is Yummy.....
Yours truly, Miss Basra of Boston. (oh wait, i mean, Minnesota)
I rather usually park my car and take the bus. It is very relaxing, i can read my gossip dish books and chill out. Oh, i love being admired in public--those hundred of stares just adores my heart and boosts my esteem. 
I am a celebrity, people always feel the way u do towards me, i dont feel anything because i am so absorbed with myself. 
However, i can sign you an autograph... 
