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My advice to Beesha Hablaha (Women)

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RuralMan08's advice to you beesha Hablaha

When a woman passes her teenage years she reaches a point where she must double her efforts for any man to be interested. She is seen as very old at the age of 21 (expired). Because from this age onwards she her body will start to recede inwards, her bones become more stiff and she is much more susceptible to becoming fat and inheriting cardiac diseases. It will not be easy for a man to sexually enjoy her when her body is going through the aforementioned stages. A young girl, fit, healthy, athletic full of youthfulness and innocence from the ages of 16- 18 (Western standards) and from the ages of 14- 17 (World standards) is seen as very valuable and prized. The best example of a woman is the field, the field which has already been grazed by other sheep and the crops which turned yellow and stalks which became uprooted is not the same as a field which is untouched in which fresh crops has just emerged from the previous rainfall.

My advice to the older women

The best thing to do is to become a co-wife. The good men already have wives much more younger, beautiful and healthier than you whilst the corrupt men who have lost hope in attaining young wives have chosen drugs and alcohol as a better companion on earth than an older woman. So you lose. The only win win situation for you is to become a co-wife to a good man who has another wife and be second to her. Either way you lose, either be second to a man who loves his younger wife more than you or be second to a man who loves his alcohol and drugs more than you.

My advice to the younger women

What are you waiting for? If you are between 14-18 you should already be on the hunt and expose yourself to be hunted. The downfall of the older woman was that when they were at this stage (younger days) they were arrogant and spoke of how they wanted to finish their career etc and now they are left wondering why the men are not interested anymore. Do not follow their footsteps as they are envious of you and wish you a downfall similar to theirs. Do not trivialise the man who knocks on your door, give every male a chance, whoever he is. Perhaps the man you think is useless might be your salvation and love of your life. Be open minded, open your doors for men to come and learn you. Do not act cheap (whorish) like most of you do at this stage. Question his motives, ask him about his ambitions, send out spies to find out what kind of a man he is etc. Do NOT fall in love, I repeat DO NOT fall in love until you confirm that he has no balwad (qad, drugs, alcohol). The downfall of those before you (older expired women) were that they accidently fell in love with the wrong man, things didn't turn out right and guess what? She is 23 years old, old and wrinkly with no good prospective man in sight except the faarax in the local marfish or Tyrone in the local pub.


I wish you all the best.
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Re: My advice to Beesha Hablaha (Women)

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Macallin Ruralman :lol: what about girls who are 19-23? You wouldn't marry girls those ages?
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KingMJ wrote:Macallin Ruralman :lol: what about girls who are 19-23? You wouldn't marry girls those ages?
Those women are set in their ways, 90% of them dont look back. Marrying a girl who is older than 19 is suicide.
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Set in which ways? You said 90% Somali girls in the west older than 19 are stuck up and their bodies are getting old and act whorish? Seriously?
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KingMJ wrote:Set in which ways? You said 90% Somali girls in the west older than 19 are stuck up and their bodies are getting old and act whorish? Seriously?
Yes indeed
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To Beesha Hablaha:

Always beware of an old guy who is expired and coughing 24/7...If a man is above 25 he is expired..Beware :clap: :clap: He is not strong enough to do anything :down:

Always make sure to marry a guy the same age as you..Don't buy the stupid proverb that says...Only a man who is old enough to be the father of the girl is the best that can take care of her...Gabadh ninkii dhali kara ayaa dhiqi kara..Don't buy that..If you are 17..Marry 17, if you are 20 marry 20 if you are 23 marry 23 :rose: No old guy here...
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kambuli wrote:To Beesha Hablaha:

Always beware of an old guy who is expired and coughing 24/7...If a man is above 25 he is expired..Beware :clap: :clap: He is not strong enough to do anything :down:

Always make sure to marry a guy the same age as you..Don't buy the stupid proverb that says...Only a man who is old enough to be the father of the girl is the best that can take care of her...Gabadh ninkii dhali kara ayaa dhiqi kara..Don't buy that..If you are 17..Marry 17, if you are 20 marry 20 if you are 23 marry 23 :rose: No old guy here...
Older men are prized, you see they are the opposite of women. Their value goes higher the older they become. Whilst women' value decreases as their age increases.
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I thought this was hanadmn's subject? he at least posts one topic about women every day.
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Ruralman are you married?
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AishahWaqooyi wrote:Ruralman are you married?
I am in the process of marrying now.
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So you Going to follow your own advice and marry a teenager
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I've realised.. It's usually 'men' who cant find a real woman who yell this.. :lol:
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AishahWaqooyi wrote:So you Going to follow your own advice and marry a teenager
Yes Im going to marry an extremely young girl.
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kambuuli maya waxaas waxbo kama jiraan been ha u sheegin dhalinyarta, only a man who is min 3 years older than the woman should be married to her hence 21 year old should marry 18, 22 year old man should marry 19 and so on :up: 8-)
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WestLdnShawty wrote:I've realised.. It's usually 'men' who cant find a real woman who yell this.. :lol:
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