> If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope
> you're sitting down
> when you read it. This is probably the funniest date
> story ever, first
> date or not!!!
>
> We have all had bad dates.. but this takes the cake.
> This just tells you
> how tough it is to be single nowadays. This was on
> the "Tonight Show"
> with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find
> the most embarrassing
> first date that a woman ever had. The winner
> described her worst first
> date experience. There was absolutely no question as
> to why her tale
> took the prize!
>
> She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite
> cold... and the guy had
> taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake
> City, Utah. It was a
> day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after
> all, and truly had
> never met before. The outing was fun but relatively
> uneventful until
> they were headed home late that afternoon. They were
> driving back down
> the mountain, when she gradually began to realize
> that she should not
> have had that extra latte.
>
> They were about an hour away from anywhere with a
> rest room and in the
> middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try
> to hold it, which she
> did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy
> snow and slow
> going, there came a point where she told him that he
> had better stop and
> let her pee the road, or it would be the front seat
> of his car.
>
> They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the
> car, yanked her
> pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't
> have good footing,
> so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to
> steady herself. Her
> companion stood on the side of the car watching for
> traffic and indeed
> was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All
> she could think
> about was the relief she felt despite the rather
> embarrassing nature of
> the situation.
>
> Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of
> another sensation. As
> she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady
> discovered her buttocks
> were firmly glued against the car's fender.
>
> Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles
> immediately came to mind as
> she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy
> metal. It was quickly
> apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the
> extreme cold.
>
> Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor
> of the moment, she
> answered her date's concerns about "what is taking
> so long" with a reply
> that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in
> need of some
> assistance!"
>
> He came around the car as she tried to cover herself
> with her sweater
> and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes,
> he burst out
> laughing.
>
> She too, got the giggles and when they finally
> managed to compose
> themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as
> hysterical as the
> situation was, they also were faced with a real
> problem Both agreed it
> would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks
> from the grip of the
> icy metal!
>
> Thinking about what had gotten her into the
> predicament in the first
> place, both quickly realized that there was only one
> way to get her
> free.
>
> So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date
> proceeded to unzip
> his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
>
> As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the
> Tonight Show prize
> hands down... or perhaps that should be "pants
> down." ..And you thought
> your first date was embarrassing.
>
> Jay Leno's comment .. "This gives a whole new
> meaning to being pissed
>
