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Somali facial features in relation to criminality

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...and virtue.

Somali clans facial features are the best proof against the supposed homogeneity of Somalis. I'm going to describe the major clans (no langaab) physiognomy and how it affects their conduct and virtue.

Let's start with Warsangeli:

Clearly of the Caucasoid race, specifically the Semitic branch. Aquiline nose and head shape, jaws are not prognathous. Eyes are well set in head in contrast to Habesh influenced clans such as the Ogaden, who have adopted the bulging eyes of their conquerors. Males are broad-shouldered, exceptionally handsome and physically well-proportioned. Above average in height. Slight, but with noticeable musculature belying their Arabian origin. A truly beautiful people, men in particular.

These traits are evidenced in the creation of Maakhir, the fastest growing country in Somalia.

Isaaq:

Negroid Nilotic. Generally resemble rats. Always look filthy. One can determine even a diluted Isaaq by the persistent film of dirt which covers his face. Extremely skinny and effeminate. No muscle mass to speak of. A disgusting mutated peoples. Should be euthanized. Limp-wristed and frail which leads to them being bullied by Jamaicans in the UK and Canada. A common feature is misshapen teeth and yellow, sickly eyes. Ape-like Ethiopian skull.

Majerteen:

Congoid. Men are built like women. Pear-shaped and flabby. Typically overweight and flat-nosed due to Zanzibari heritage (especially Cusman Maxmud). (incomplete)

Hawiye:

Black as fuck.

Thoughts? Is this accurate?
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Keep trolling faggot. You will never sully the Warsangeli name.
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Somalis are not homogenous, that is obvious.

The only clan which was "officially" classified as Caucasoid was Dir (Gadabursi), whilst the Isaaq are mainly Nilotic. Warsangeli look brown/maroon
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RuralMan08 wrote:Somalis are not homogenous, that is obvious.
What do you think of my analysis?

Unfortunately I haven't observed many Gadabursi in person though from what I hear they're a beautiful Arab-looking people.
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:lol: I find it funny and agree with you that is very accurate so long as you do not include my clan.
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IbnMakhiri wrote:
RuralMan08 wrote:Somalis are not homogenous, that is obvious.
What do you think of my analysis?

Unfortunately I haven't observed many Gadabursi in person though from what I hear they're a beautiful Arab-looking people.
Yes, your analysis is spot on, the Isaaq look quite Nilotic. Warsangeli are very beautiful and have straight hair. They are of Hadhrami descent. A great people spawned by the civilization of Islam :up:

P.S Why do you all have straight hair? What is the secret to this beauty?
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looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

What an idiot If you beleive in what you just wrote otherwise :mrgreen:
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RuralMan08 wrote:Yes, your analysis is spot on, the Isaaq look quite Nilotic. Warsangeli are very beautiful and have straight hair. They are of Hadhrami descent. A great people spawned by the civilization of Islam :up:

P.S Why do you all have straight hair? What is the secret to this beauty?
In terms of pure physical beauty the only 3 clans which are worthy of mention are Warsangeli, Dir (particularly those in Djibouti) and the Dhulbahante, who have benefited from admixture with the Warsangeli. The straight hair is a remnant of our pure Xashimi ancestry.

Of all the subsets of the Negro, the Nilote may be most offensive to the eyes. A truly hideous, cursed people.

I contemplated adding Marexan, but I have come to the conclusion that they are Hawiye so the same description can be applied to them.
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IbnMakhiri wrote: In terms of pure physical beauty the only 3 clans which are worthy of mention are Warsangeli, Dir (particularly those in Djibouti) and the Dhulbahante, who have benefited from admixture with the Warsangeli. The straight hair is a remnant of our pure Xashimi ancestry.

Of all the subsets of the Negro, the Nilote may be most offensive to the eyes. A truly hideous, cursed people.

I contemplated adding Marexan, but I have come to the conclusion that they are Hawiye so the same description can be applied to them.
Yes, I have a Warsangeli friend and he is amongst the most handsome men I have ever seen walahi. He is Nuux Cumar :up:

The Nilote has been cursed, the curse of Ham truly applies to them. I do not believe the sun has caused this deficientcy in their skin colour but it was the sins that they accumulated.
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RuralMan08 wrote: Yes, I have a Warsangeli friend and he is amongst the most handsome men I have ever seen walahi. He is Nuux Cumar :up:
:shock: :shock: :shock: I thought you were a guy???
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IbnMakhiri wrote:
RuralMan08 wrote:Somalis are not homogenous, that is obvious.
What do you think of my analysis?

Unfortunately I haven't observed many Gadabursi in person though from what I hear they're a beautiful Arab-looking people.
BEAUTIFUL ARAB-LOOKING? ARABS ARE SHORT, HAIRY, BIG NOSES UNLIKE GADABURSI AND ALL SOMALIS HAVE NICE CUSHITIC,CAUCASOID/NORDIC.
YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER SOMALI WHO FEELS INFERIOR TO ARABS AND EMULATING THEM! :down:
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XaliimoFarax wrote:
RuralMan08 wrote: Yes, I have a Warsangeli friend and he is amongst the most handsome men I have ever seen walahi. He is Nuux Cumar :up:
:shock: :shock: :shock: I thought you were a guy???
I am a man. There is nothing wrong with revealing or displaying the handsomness of someone else. Stupid dhoocil, wasn't it the Prophet (SAW) who told us that Prophet Yusuf (AS) was the most beautiful amongst men?
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RuralMan08 wrote:
XaliimoFarax wrote:
RuralMan08 wrote: Yes, I have a Warsangeli friend and he is amongst the most handsome men I have ever seen walahi. He is Nuux Cumar :up:
:shock: :shock: :shock: I thought you were a guy???
I am a man. There is nothing wrong with revealing or displaying the handsomness of someone else. Stupid dhoocil, wasn't it the Prophet (SAW) who told us that Prophet Yusuf (AS) was the most beautiful amongst men?
Yes but Allah (SWT) described it to him.

Where you have been secretly checking out you're poor friend. :shock:
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tightrope wrote:
IbnMakhiri wrote:
RuralMan08 wrote:Somalis are not homogenous, that is obvious.
What do you think of my analysis?

Unfortunately I haven't observed many Gadabursi in person though from what I hear they're a beautiful Arab-looking people.
BEAUTIFUL ARAB-LOOKING? ARABS ARE SHORT, HAIRY, BIG NOSES LIKE GADABURSI AND ALL SOMALIS HAVE NICE CUSHITIC,CAUCASOID/NORDIC.
YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER SOMALI WHO FEELS INFERIOR TO ARABS AND EMULATING THEM! :down:
Stupid dhoocil #2 :down:

Please go away. Cushitic/Nordic ku laha :lol: WTF.

I have come across many a beautiful man in my lifetime, and I am confident in my belief that men are on average, better looking than women. This is evidenced by the existence of transsexuals, etc. many times more attractive than any woman could ever be. Even crossdressers typically look better than women, though this is a disgusting phenomenon which I do not condone.
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RuralMan08 wrote:
IbnMakhiri wrote: In terms of pure physical beauty the only 3 clans which are worthy of mention are Warsangeli, Dir (particularly those in Djibouti) and the Dhulbahante, who have benefited from admixture with the Warsangeli. The straight hair is a remnant of our pure Xashimi ancestry.

Of all the subsets of the Negro, the Nilote may be most offensive to the eyes. A truly hideous, cursed people.

I contemplated adding Marexan, but I have come to the conclusion that they are Hawiye so the same description can be applied to them.
Yes, I have a Warsangeli friend and he is amongst the most handsome men I have ever seen walahi. He is Nuux Cumar :up:

The Nilote has been cursed, the curse of Ham truly applies to them. I do not believe the sun has caused this deficientcy in their skin colour but it was the sins that they accumulated.

WTF....
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