What nationality were Adam and Eve?

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What nationality were Adam and Eve?

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A Brit, a Frenchman, an Indian and an African are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.

"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British."

"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."

"Look, Eve is wearing something that looks like a sari- so they must be Indians" said the Indian

"No clothes, no shelter," the African points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. Clearly, they are African."
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I HEARD THEY WAS SOMALIAN Confused
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i thought they where xabashiis
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they were prolly either Arabs or Jews
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ARABS OR JEWS......HMM WOT MAKES U THINK THAT??? Smile
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cuz most prophets were born Jews.......and God almighty used to love jews cherish them.......but then again the peeps that started practising islam were arabs.........so im just assuming
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i think dere woz no countriezz at dat time...deee Very Happy
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^^^ I THINK THAT TOO..
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They were probably Sri lankan........and no this is not a joke. Becuase Adam footprint is found there. but who knows Confused
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adams foot prints were foud in sri lanka wat u on ..........u must be a bit dizzy mate
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Yah bal kuso celi? Laughing

Ever heard of adams peak? didnt think so!

When Adam was expelled from paradise he stood on one foot for a thousand years as a penance. Where he stood is now present day Sri Lanka! Smile

So no MATE im not dizzy! Rolling Eyes
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Post by ~BeLLe~BeLLe~ »

^^R U FRINGGIN KIDDIN ME........FOOTPRINTS........WOTS NXT...EVES HAIR WAS FOUND FRM SUM BARBERSHOP IN YEMEN........PUHLEEZ Rolling Eyes
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[quote="~BeLLe~BeLLe~"]^^R U FRINGGIN KIDDIN ME........FOOTPRINTS........WOTS NXT...EVES HAIR WAS FOUND FRM SUM BARBERSHOP IN YEMEN........PUHLEEZ Rolling Eyes[/quote]
nahhh nahhh thats not funny u are taking the piss out of ur own religion fix up before u die in ur sleep tonight......
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