"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British."
"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."
"Look, Eve is wearing something that looks like a sari- so they must be Indians" said the Indian
"No clothes, no shelter," the African points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. Clearly, they are African."


