Cover Letters

[FAH1223]

As I'm making my plans for this summer, I am writing a lot of whack ass cover letters. As I apply to internship after internship, they progressively get worse.

Hate these things.

[Scarletmoon1]

Here is a funny but insane cover letter I found online a while back:

Dear Sir or Mam:

I believe I can do an outstanding job as a Business Development Associate.

My work experience includes managing various marketing functions at [Company Removed] and overseeing the hiring and management of interns.

I have outstanding writing and grammar skills and have written some outstanding marketing research and sales letters for different organizations. I can furnish you with my best writing samples upon your request.

I won 3 of my 4 elementary school spelling bees and it was here that I first made the newspaper with my picture. Years later, in the mid 1990s, my picture graced the papers many more times as an all-state and state champion runner. I am blessed by God.

In addition, my math skills are excellent and really consider myself a numbers guy. In elementary school, my flash cards multiplication skills set the standard for excellence. I have 3 semesters of calculus under my belt and was the co-captain of the calculus team.

My IQ is rated by tickle.com at 131. Combined with a good work ethic, I graduated 6th in my class and was the president of the National Honor Society. I also had the highest GPA in my class for science. I won the Bausch & Lomb Science Award and Xerox Social Science Award. In addition, I was the best athlete/scholar in my class.

If I can sell you on one thing on myself, it is my desire to work hard and be my best. I am extremely well-rounded.

Sincerely,

Crazy Guy

[NewHargeisaGirl]

Simple, go to the career service @ ur university. They'll do it for ya
at least that is what my twin sister did just the other day

[Basra-]

Fah i can write the cover letter for you. Just let me more about the company u want to intern for. Cover letters are easy.