It's sad that I can't post here without being banned on sight after lining the admin's pockets with probably thousands of dollars in ad revenue. 7 20+ page threads, 10's of thousands of page views and I've got nothing to show for it but 11 banned accounts and dozens of deleted threads.
Maybe it's time to take my talent and excitement to pastures new...but this isn't the point of this thread.
What I wanted to say is I'm not gay anymore. I got something like an exorcism where this old Arab man who circumcised my little brother made me go to sleep naked and read Qu'ran over me. I can't remember what happened but everybody there said I was shaking and screaming. Anyway since it's happened I haven't been gay even once so I think it worked.
I'm going to the British military next month because Hoyo said I'm too feminine. I signed a 3 year contract and I'm starting in July but I'm really scared I might get bullied or raped. I'm going to start lifting weights and maybe get a couple of tattoos or something before I go.
You can express you're appreciation for all the classic moments I've given you over the past years...this is a thread to reminisce over classic threads such as the one about the Isaaq man being raped (deleted), jerking off on my cousin (deleted, not sure), the DNA/haplotype megathread, and hundreds of others I can't list because of the character limit.
I doubt anybody will ever fill the void I'll leave in your hearts and minds, but insha'allah you find something to ease the pain.
