Welfare stories..Do you have any??

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Welfare stories..Do you have any??

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A few years ago this dude invited his case worker to his wedding, and probably thought it was an ilbax thing to do, anyhow you know how Somalis tend to go over board with weddings and stuff, the case worker was horrified by the amount of dahab the bride was wearing and everything else that was going down, mind you the wedding was held at a hotel :shock: the next morning she invited him to come over to her office and informed him that his file is terminated and said to him "orood oo so biilo your wife's dahab, and come back to me when it's all done" what an idiot. :lol:


Another one was collecting welfare and working at the same time, and that is a big no no, one morning his case worker showed up at the Mcdonald's he works at and guess who came to serve her? :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

shytt that is just some embarrassing thing the guy was just reer baadiya :down:

soomaalida wa wada ceeb miiran :down:
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nabeela

stop telling the stories of your relatives here. ceebtooda waa la qariyaa
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burhaan2010 wrote:nabeela

stop telling the stories of your relatives here. ceebtooda waa la qariyaa

Horta what do you add to this forum other than ciyaal suuqnimo, wasaqnimo, iyo saqajanimo. Fall back baan ku iri.
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Waad caajistay ma istidhi? :lol:
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:lol:

Naa shaaqo yeelow, dadkaa risiqoodaa uu dhaaf... :P
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Caseworker maxaa keenay arooskeyga. Aqash. Caseworker iyo wax dowlad u shaqeeyo agagaarkeyga yeesan soo marin...
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Post by FAH1223 »

Nope, just the usual stuff like having a white friend pay for your house and put it under an LLC instead of anyone's name... and then stay taking gov't assisatnace
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So many horrible stories I do not know where to start .. laakin perhaps .. who knows this site might be watched none the less .. I do not give a F..


The experts on welfare fraud waa islaamo seriously sanad kastaba they pop out ciyal and claim to be single or divorced :shock: ..

At the same time nimaayashoda have 2 amba 3 wife isku magaalo .. Ninkanaa wuu shaqeeyoo..

What do they do with lacagtoodan sida loogo rabaniin .. escuse my poor Somali..

They sent it oversea guri iyo wax kala baalaayo ayey diisaaan .. :lol: :lol: :lol: :up:

They live in poverty hakaaan back home wa royaltii :mrgreen:
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No joke, things have gotten serious. Marka, since the majority of you are SOMALIS, please pass this message to the others. I don't care if the forum is read.

PLEASE, please Telefoonka, haa ku sheegiina waxad samaysiin
!!!!! Sorry for my Somali! It is never private, what part of that do you lot not get? Specially hada ceyr qadatiin. Some people have been busted through that way. Ayaako guri kaa so gaatan carabaha, xoolonimadoodna (wow, what a long word, soon I'll be the Sri lankans) waxay qataan ceyr. I'm not even going to start on the issue of how immoral and disgraceful that is, and haraam, but I just want to warn the Xalimos that have children and how their kids lives can be damaged through their greed and recklessness.
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Warsan_Star_Muslimah wrote:No joke, things have gotten serious. Marka, since the majority of you are SOMALIS, please pass this message to the others. I don't care if the forum is read.

PLEASE, please Telefoonka, haa ku sheegiina waxad samaysiin
!!!!! Sorry for my Somali! It is never private, what part of that do you lot not get? Specially hada ceyr qadatiin. Some people have been busted through that way. Ayaako guri kaa so gaatan carabaha, xoolonimadoodna (wow, what a long word, soon I'll be the Sri lankans) waxay qataan ceyr. I'm not even going to start on the issue of how immoral and disgraceful that is, and haraam, but I just want to warn the Xalimos that have children and how their kids lives can be damaged through their greed and recklessness.
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Post by barakaboy10 »

some Somali stories are more stranger than fiction, like the woman who refused to shake the hand of a case worker.

the male case worker asked the Somali lady why she shouldn't shake his hand. she said "it is against my religion." it is true and she's right but his next question caught her of guard. he then said "you are allowed to have a boyfriend and out-of-wedlock kids but not to shake hands with non-related males? apparently the lady was collecting welfare under "separate" and was bearing children. when asked who fathered the children, she would always say my "boyfriend".

the guy was stunned!

but she didn't know what to say and didn't bother to answer his question.

our lies don't even make sense anymore.
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Mzbeautifull wrote:So many horrible stories I do not know where to start .. laakin perhaps .. who knows this site might be watched none the less .. I do not give a F..


The experts on welfare fraud waa islaamo seriously sanad kastaba they pop out ciyal and claim to be single or divorced :shock: ..

At the same time nimaayashoda have 2 amba 3 wife isku magaalo .. Ninkanaa wuu shaqeeyoo..

What do they do with lacagtoodan sida loogo rabaniin .. escuse my poor Somali..

They sent it oversea guri iyo wax kala baalaayo ayey diisaaan .. :lol: :lol: :lol: :up:

They live in poverty hakaaan back home wa royaltii :mrgreen:

Aqalka ay dhisayaan goormey ka faaidy? May caruurtoda marka hore ka fuudh yeelan, oy ka farxeyan oy wax kasta oy baahan yehiin oo iibshaan?
Caruurtoodi ba ka khasaartey oo tuugnimu o dhaqaaqdey, wada cirminal noqday..marka eesh faaida haday 5 aqal wadanki uga dhisan yehiin.Wixi dhama ay oo tabceyen so kuwa daadka raacey.Walaahi soomali way oo dhamatey meel kasta oy joogan, diintoodi waxay noqotay lacag.Single mother iska dhig, ninkaaga banaanka oo tuureye..hagbad 10 000 ku biir.Caruurtadi caanihi ka jar..Subxanallah aakhira ayey oo taala.
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