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Somalinet's Choice Awards !

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Most Likely To Have Been Part Of Ubaxii Kacaanka : Kambuli

Most Likely To Have Beautiful Dark Lips: Qoraxeey :lol:

Most Likely To End Up Being The President Of Somalia: Ximanjaale

Most Likely To Have Been Arrest For DUI: Semeeyer

Most Likely To End Up Homeless: Grandpakhalif

Most Likely To Be Here For Shukaansi: Xamuud

Most Likely To Not Give A Shit About What's Going On Politically: Udun

Most Likely To Be Somalia's ESPN Speaker: FAH1223

Most Likely To End Up Being Rich: Union

Most Likely To Have Been Part Of The USC: Abdiwahab252

Most Likely To Have Been Part Of The SNM: The Emperior_5

Most Likely To End Up With 4 Wives Simultaneously: Shirib

Most Likely To Cheat On His Spouse: Advo

Most LIkely To Cheat On Her Spouse: Babygirl-

Most Likely To Earn a PhD: Voltage

Most Likely To Be A Taxi Driver: Monk-Of-Mogadishu

Most Likely To Have Killed Someone Back In Somalia: HutuKing01

Most Likely To Have Somalia's Flag In His House: Rightwing :lol:

Most Likely To Have Lost His Virginity At Age 13: *Nobleman*

Most Likely To Have Lost Her Virginity At Age 13: BlackValvet

Most Likely To Be A Single Mother: Basra

Most Likely To Be A Single Father: Waryaa

Most Likely To Have The Longest feet: Queen_Arawello

Most Likely Will Be Going Back To Somalia Soon: Samadoon_Waaxid

Most Likely Is A High School Dropout: Siciid85

Most Likely To Become 5-Star General In Somalia's Military: Coeus

Most Likely To Be The Prettiest Girl On Somalinet: OliveOil

Most Likely To Be The Oldest Person On Somalinet: James-Dhal

Most Likely Has Joined The ONLF: New-York24

Most Likely To Become An Imaam: Warsan_Star_Muslimah :lol: (Modernism)

Most Likely To Be Confused On Somalinet: Ruralman

Most Realist On Somalinet: Knight of Wisdom

Most Likely To Never Be Against Puntland: Somalian_Boqor

Most Likely To Never Be Against SSC: Executive

Most Likely To Never Be Against Somaliland: Mr-Alfaas



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most likely to have been raised up in a household full of girls :: Knightofwisdom :lol: :lol:
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Keyse_0208 wrote:most likely to have been raised up in a household full of girls :: Knightofwisdom :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: All of those girls were 5th, 6th, and 7th Cousin-generations. I had fun. :D
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Knight of Wisdom wrote:
Keyse_0208 wrote:most likely to have been raised up in a household full of girls :: Knightofwisdom :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: All of those girls were 5th, 6th, and 7th Cousin-generations. I had fun. :D
That is nasty, how you play your sisters like that?

Disgusting, you should be ashamed how on earth will you be an uncle to their kids and visit their homes?

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Cirwaaq wrote:
Knight of Wisdom wrote:
Keyse_0208 wrote:most likely to have been raised up in a household full of girls :: Knightofwisdom :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: All of those girls were 5th, 6th, and 7th Cousin-generations. I had fun. :D
That is nasty, how you play your sisters like that?

Disgusting, you should be ashamed how on earth will you be an uncle to their kids and visit their homes?
First, it was a mere joke. Secondly, in the Somali tradition, cousins marrying cousins or more explicitly, cousins loosing their virginity to their cousins isn't something new or a taboo. :lol:
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There are things i wouldn't joke about, it would give me nightmares.
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Cirwaaq wrote::|

There are things i wouldn't joke about, it would give me nightmares.
:lol: I'm not stupid. You're probably married to your 2nd cousin, for all we know.
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Knight of Wisdom wrote:
Cirwaaq wrote::|

There are things i wouldn't joke about, it would give me nightmares.
:lol: I'm not stupid. You're probably married to your 2nd cousin, for all we know.
I turn down such offers from family without consideration. Strokes, and high blood pressure is common in the family and i have no intention of subjection my offsprings to inherit a disadvantage.

Like Bengalis i will be conducting a proper evaluation on the mother to be checking back the mental, physical and spiritual condisions of her last 4 generations.
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Knight of Wisdom wrote:Most Likely To End Up With 4 Wives Simultaneously: Shirib
Really? Why do u say
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Cirwaaq wrote:
Knight of Wisdom wrote:
Cirwaaq wrote::|

There are things i wouldn't joke about, it would give me nightmares.
:lol: I'm not stupid. You're probably married to your 2nd cousin, for all we know.
I turn down such offers from family without consideration. Strokes, and high blood pressure is common in the family and i have no intention of subjection my offsprings to inherit a disadvantage.

Like Bengalis i will be conducting a proper evaluation on the mother to be checking back the mental, physical and spiritual condisions of her last 4 generations.
You're dissecting it a bit too deep. No matter how much you try to avoid marrying someone with the slightest physical conditions, if you were preordained to have kids with high blood pressure, you'll end up with kids that have blood pressure. However, "the action to avoid such thing is good". :lol:

So, hypothetically speaking, had you met a gorgeous cousin, with 6 generations of health and wealth, you wouldn't get with her? :lol:
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Shirib wrote:
Knight of Wisdom wrote:Most Likely To End Up With 4 Wives Simultaneously: Shirib
Really? Why do u say
Judging from the conversation we had yesterday regarding the UIC, I assumed, you would force your way into having 4 wives. :lol:
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It is my understanding that men who can't score on their own tend to turn to cousins out of desperation.

:) It is called marriage of pity.

I am not saying it is a bad thing just not for me, i have an issue with a monster called *go.
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Knight of Wisdom wrote:
Shirib wrote:
Knight of Wisdom wrote:Most Likely To End Up With 4 Wives Simultaneously: Shirib
Really? Why do u say
Judging from the conversation we had yesterday regarding the UIC, I assumed, you would force your way into having 4 wives. :lol:
lool, nah not even close. I plan on only marrying one woman
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The most mystery: Cirwaaq

The most comedian: Advo

The most spirit free: Black-velvet

The most wadaad: Hyperactive and Nobleman

The most qabiilist: Semeeryer and Abdulla

The most confused: Grandpakhaliif iyo Hutuking
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Cirwaaq wrote:It is my understanding that men who can't score on their own tend to turn to cousins out of desperation.

:) It is called marriage of pity.

I am not saying it is a bad thing just not for me, i have an issue with a monster called *go.
:lol: I agree. But, let's not underestimate the saying of "Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder". :lol:
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