The Life and times of Somalia's future president

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His mother says he was born just outside Muqdisho in the summer of 1982. Ayeyo Khadija, the grandmother, differs; she says he was born in the summer of 1983. The former date is what is written on his gareencard. Growing up as a kid, he was the bubbliest member of his class, often volunteering to sing pro-Siad Bare songs in front of the other children. The rest of his childhood was largely unadventrous and typical of a muqdisho upbringing. Fast forward to the nineties and we a we know the sorry affair that happened in Somalia. We will skip this part and instead talk about the making of future president Mudane Afisoone in North America.

Mudane Afisoone has always been a funny man, a man who has an impact on people."A peoples person", as they call it. In his first day at school, Afisoone saw a fight between a large group of black males. Afisoone didn't stand idle like all the other cowards, rather he confronted the thugs and cautiously warned he had a black belt in Karate. Of course, what he meat by a black belt was simply his time spent watching Indian movies at the makeshfit Muqdishi cinemas. And so he got but kicked on the first day of school. He wondered if any of the kids were hutus. The second day was slightly less phsyical, but, nonetheless as adventrous. Afisoone performed the moon walk, barefooted, in the Aerobic class. He also had the courage to approach some Qurba American Somali girls and say to them, " rose red blue love you together wan two love one".( One of them complained to her mother) Now grown up and a man, Afisoone has become a pillar of the Somali community, often volunteering his time babysitting and making youtube videos discussing Somali affairs. The mudane president has also mastered the art of creating websites. Although he has inaccurately claimed to be the first dark skinned Somali to create a website, Afisoone's achievments as a black refugee can rightly be compared with the likes of Obama. Ladies and Gentleman, I don't wish to waste your time any further, let us join hands and support our brother Afisoone for the Somali presidency campaign. Together we can make a change!

[Cirwaaq]

[afisoone]

His mother says he was born just outside Muqdisho in the summer of 1982. Ayeyo Khadija, the grandmother, differs; she says he was born in the summer of 1983. The former date is what is written on his gareencard. Growing up as a kid, he was the bubbliest member of his class, often volunteering to sing pro-Siad Bare songs in front of the other children. The rest of his childhood was largely unadventrous and typical of a muqdisho upbringing. Fast forward to the nineties and we a we know the sorry affair that happened in Somalia. We will skip this part and instead talk about the making of future president Mudane Afisoone in North America.

Mudane Afisoone has always been a funny man, a man who has an impact on people."A peoples person", as they call it. In his first day at school, Afisoone saw a fight between a large group of black males. Afisoone didn't stand idle like all the other cowards, rather he confronted the thugs and cautiously warned he had a black belt in Karate. Of course, what he meat by a black belt was simply his time spent watching Indian movies at the makeshfit Muqdishi cinemas. And so he got but kicked on the first day of school. He wondered if any of the kids were hutus. The second day was slightly less phsyical, but, nonetheless as adventrous. Afisoone performed the moon walk, barefooted, in the Aerobic class. He also had the courage to approach some Qurba American Somali girls and say to them, " rose red blue love you together wan two love one".( One of them complained to her mother) Now grown up and a man, Afisoone has become a pillar of the Somali community, often volunteering his time babysitting and making youtube videos discussing Somali affairs. The mudane president has also mastered the art of creating websites. Although he has inaccurately claimed to be the first dark skinned Somali to create a website, Afisoone's achievments as a black refugee can rightly be compared with the likes of Obama. Ladies and Gentleman, I don't wish to waste your time any further, let us join hands and support our brother Afisoone for the Somali presidency campaign. Together we can make a change!

Where I was when you create this thread... I did not see this until today.